**~Miss Whiteteeth~**

About me:

I have nothing extreme, fascinating, or eventful to list here. If that is what you are anticipating, you may search elsewhere. I honestly don’t know what I want, who I am, or who I am destined to be. I have intelligent moments, but they only appear in bouts. I choose to speak, then think. I choose to talk, then walk. I choose to overspend, overeat, overanalyze, and overstress. I appreciate few, and respect even less. I know a vast amount of nothing. I smoke a relatively large amount of cigarettes in any given day, and your encounter with me is the better for it. I have an opinion, on everything. It makes absolutely no difference if I know what I am talking about or not. A good conversation in most cases, can be better then sex. I talk more with my eyes, then my mouth. My daddy will disagree. I am generally a negative person. There is no grass that is greener, and where the hell is the fence you insist upon. I am jealous of you: if you have children, more money then me, a relationship with someone who loves you back, can drive a stick shift, can spell, can appreciate the small things, insist upon maintaining a figure, eat healthy, read directions, keep promises, and can stomach large amounts of tequila. I despise you if: you lie to me, use me, challenge me, or expect more out of me then you give in return. I adore you if: you can appreciate my mood swings, tolerate my negativity, achieve a smile from my face, comfort me, teach me, respect me, and love me. I will hate you: if you tell me you are fat, feel fat, are getting fat, and are absolutely no where near obesity. I love to read, anything. Ex. Cereal boxes, newspapers, magazines, literary reviews, novels, biographies, history, “about me sections,” pretty much anything with words. If it’s illegal, I will enjoy it. If it’s unhealthy, I will indulge. If it’s crazy, I will already own the t-shirt. If it’s scary, I will breath eventually. If it’s painful, I will cry in the aftermath. If it’s funny, you best believe I will laugh. If it deserves an apology, it will gain one. If it requires a dramatic episode, it will receive one. If it is difficult, I will complain. If it is fun, I will not know how to react appropriately unless alcohol is involved. I channel enormous amounts of my energy in sleeping, but never truly succeed. I had hopes to become a writer of some sorts, but hopes gain you nothing if it is applied alone. I am searching......for what......I have no earthly idea. That is all.