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Swallowing painMusic
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I have bookworms. I enjoy Dostoevsky and Nabakov, but I cannot absorb them.Heroes
Jimminy Cricket and Jessica Lynch - Jessiny Crynch
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About me:
I like to stay active: Hurling, Curling, Earling, Self-Abusing, Self-flagellating, Self-medicating and Self-masticating (horrible nail biting habit). I'm always on the look-out for fresh and exciting ways to chasten myself, so I'm hoping myspace will lend a nice platform for friends and acquaintances to deny my advances or post hurtful messages. I love animals and travel and traveling by way of animal.Who I'd like to meet:
(1) That Nicaraguan implant "doctor" who doesn't know the difference between centimeters and meters. You can't hide forever, Dr. Chilito. (2) Falcor, the giant flying dog from Never Ending Story (3) Mr. T (4) Mrs. T (5) A zoftig yet firm woman of influence (countess perhaps) with an insatiable sexual appetite and powerful hands (6) Dr. Herbert Zipper - survivor, renowned conductor and inventor of the button fly.Details
- Status: Swinger
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Los Angeles
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 6' 2" / Average
- Religion: Jewish
- Zodiac Sign: Aries
- Children: I don't want kids
- Drink: Yes
- Education: College graduate
- Income: $45,000 to $60,000
Schools
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University Of California-Berkeley
- Berkeley, CA
- Graduated: 2004
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Psychology
- Minor: Anthropology
- Clubs: Underwater Frolf - Captain
- Greek: Zeta Beta Tau
1999 to 2004 -
Crossroads School
- Santa Monica, CA
- Graduated: 1999
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Clubs: Matt LeBlanc Club
1993 to 1999
Companies
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MediaCom
- New York, NY US
- Media Planner
'06 - '07 -
Dean: NYC
- New York, NY US
- Account Manager
'07 - Present
grampa 4 years ago
sanam 4 years ago
Niki 4 years ago
leda 4 years ago
Benin Harper 4 years ago
Niki 4 years ago
Brianna 
4 years ago
The Inquisitor 4 years ago
B 4 years ago
dave 4 years ago
10 of 11Moremake me a pretty salad
come back hooker breath ... our 4some is nothing without the 4th. andrew is not man enough for us two and niki quit smoking! we got to her! actually i think a better idea is niki and i moving out there ... im working on it
jess - come back. i quit smoking. your scary drunken dr. phil-esque tirade got to me. really - it did.
donde estabas?
Of course !!!
one of my favorite all time descriptions:
one who "possesses a very relaxed sense of decency"
Myspace Comments - Fuck Buddies
Jestaaaaaaaah!!! What's going on?? Give me a call if you meet Falcor, I so want to fly around on his back. Anything exciting??
Lenoso, espanol patrol is way over due for a comeback.
Do you want me to field Darcy's question - since I'M your number 4 friend? Seriously, honey - get your poo together.