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Stalin

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  • Stalin

  • 101 / Male
  • Moscow, RU
  • Last Login: 5/26/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Law, languages, philosophy, social drinking (wine), smoking (pipe), reading, movies (no nudity, please).

  • Music

    The Internationale, Georgian folk singing.

  • Movies

    Everything by Sergei Mikhailovich Eisenstein.

  • Television

    I don't know what that means.

  • Books

    Selected Works (Paperback) by Joseph V. Stalin .

  • Heroes

    Marx, Engels, Lenin.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Moscow
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: General Secretary of the Communist Party
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

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About me:

My name is Stalin in English. I speak Russian with an accent, but write well. Moreover, I hate to admit it, but everyone around me thinks that I'm a genius.

I don't like to be called Iosif Vissarionovich because this is too familiar. Call me tovarisch Stalin.

I have three kids. Two boys and a girl. I'm a widower. Rumor has it that I shot my second wife, but they love to spread rumors about me. What will they say next? That I was embalmed and then buried?

I studied at Tiflis Theological Seminary to become a priest, but chose a party career instead. I hate to admit it, but everyone around me thinks that I did very well for myself.

If you become my friend, I promise no purging for the next two weeks! Don't be fooled by imitations. This Stalin is the real McCoy.

Who I'd like to meet:

Dedicated Bolsheviks, dancers (nothing lewd), singers and writers who adhere to social realism, my fellow Russians and Georgians.

Love Me. Now!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs3p5YxsbI0

Comments

Displaying 25 of 25 comments
  • Hudson

    May 26 2009 6:03 PM

    Hey, Stalin, mighty fine afro you got goin' on in a pic I saw on Lenin's page. You are so just the sex. I also heard you were pretty black.

    Soul Power
  • Çözüm İşaretçi

    Mar 11 2009 6:34 PM

    Çözüm İşAretçi, Türkiye'deki emekçilerin sesine ses katmak için yeni albümünü size takdim eder. Sekizinci şarkının müziği dışında bütün söz,müzik,kayıt ve teknik düzenlemeler Çözüm İşAretçi tarafında yapılmıştır. Dünyadaki tüm insanlara ve emekçilere saygı, sevgi, huzur ve barış dolu bir yaşam diliyorum. Herkese iyi dinlemeler...

    Çözüm İşAretçi, to add sound to the voice of workers in Turkey for the new album is presented to you. Eighth out of the music of the song all words, music, recording and technical arrangements have been made in solution by the pointer. Respect for all people and workers in the world, love, peace and a peaceful life diliyorum. Good for everyone to listen to ...

    Çözüm İşAretçi - Düşman EP :

    http://depositfiles. com/files/06u3e7tl7
  • Çözüm İşaretçi

    Aug 31 2008 7:26 AM

    Thanks for accept...
  • Mert

    May 16 2008 10:17 AM

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  • Mert

    May 14 2008 6:01 AM

    Thank you comrade Stalin very much for accepting my request and being my friend.

    Greeting from Turkey
  • I'm so sexy it hurts

    May 13 2008 6:40 PM

    I like to watch the dicovery channel and bargen hunt cash in the atic is good to.

  • The Dead Guy InterviewsMichael Stusser

    Dec 20 2007 7:41 PM

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY STALIN!
    Hope you have a fantastic holiday season – and thanks for bein’ a friend.

    FYI, the book is finally out!


    Check Out the Book Here!
    Stay in touch,
    Michael



  • I'm so sexy it hurts

    Sep 17 2007 9:11 PM

    Stalin means man of steal
  • Senator Mike Gravel

    Aug 3 2007 7:34 AM

    Thank you for your support!!
  • Stalin

    Jul 25 2007 2:40 PM

    Margo, koroleva,

    Poproshu menj nazivat' na vi.


    Yes, I will make this economy flourish. Read my bulletin "Abolish the Penny.
    "

    Yours truly,

    Iosif
  • Stalin

    Jul 24 2007 12:13 AM

    Sure. As they say in Russia, if you remember the bad, you are going to lose an eye. As for Irina, I don't mind some gentle flirting, but nothing lewd. Some people say that I'm a prude.


    Yours truly,

    Iosif
  • shell

    Jul 23 2007 7:46 PM

    hahaha.
    stalin I think you are a gangsta
  • Stalin

    Jul 23 2007 2:34 PM

    Irina, I don't know what gangsta means, but I doubt I am it.


    Yours truly, Iosif
  • shell

    Jul 23 2007 4:38 AM

    Stalin are you a gangsta? LOL
  • Stalin

    Jul 22 2007 3:18 PM

    Dear Comrade Felix,

    I can't promised anything about the job. You may submit an application online, but no guarantees. I hope you understand. But if you make me your top friend and participate in my election campaign, I may do something about offering your a gainful employment.
    Perhaps a Special Agent in Charge of Assassinations?

    Yours truly,

    Iosif
  • Stalin

    Jul 22 2007 3:15 PM

    Dear Comrade Maria,

    I can't promised anything about the jewels. When I was cremated, their current location slipped my mind. I hope you understand. But if you make me your top friend and participate in my election campaign, I may do something about them.


    Yours truly, Iosif
  • Prince Felix Yussoupofffelix yussoupoff

    Jul 22 2007 9:34 AM

    dear mr stalin,

    thank you for the friendship.

    i will not be like my greedy mother-in law and ask for things back. but this business of being an unemployed prince has tired me out. maybe you would have a job for me? i am a wonderful driver of the automobile.

    maybe i could be your personal driver?
    i promise.
    no funny stuff!

    regards

    prince felix

  • Maria Feodorovna Romano…maria romanova

    Jul 22 2007 9:24 AM

    it has been a very long time!

    i do suppose after all this time we can now be friends but with a few strings attached. i really want to have back the anichkov palace in petersburg and of course all my jewels. perhaps an office in the kremlin palace for my public relations people.


    oh my dear.


    do keep me updated.


    regards

    maria feodorovna

  • shell

    Jul 22 2007 1:46 AM

    HIII STALIN :D
  • ♣patrique♣

    Jul 17 2007 5:44 PM

    tovarisch Stalin hows the burbs'
  • Stalin

    Jul 17 2007 5:12 PM

    Vladimir, you forgot how to spell. The Mausoleum does you no good. It's Politburo.


    Iosif.
  • I'm so sexy it hurts

    Jul 17 2007 4:18 PM

    You were hated in the polet buro i wanted trotsky to be the next leader of the cccp not you.
  • Gentle Axe

    Jul 15 2007 6:36 PM

    Thanks Iosif.
    Yep, that's what happens to the writers you like, but what happens to the ones you don't???
  • RootbreakerManolis Theofilos

    Jul 15 2007 7:08 AM

    Thanks for the add comrade
  • Mayakovsky

    Jul 11 2007 12:40 PM

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