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Despite my current wealth and fame I still travel everywhere by train. I quite like the familar sounds and smells of the carriage.Music
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Excuse me you're stepping on my freedom (Martin Mertin PhD) Your shoulder, my pillow (Martin Merton PhD) Chewing gum stuck to your soul (Martin Merton PhD) Flatulence - finding the right moment (Martin Merton PhD) Dude, where's my carriage! (Martin Merton PhD)Heroes
Commuters with etiquette are society's real heroes
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About me:
Hello there, my name is Martin Merton PhD and I'm America's number one etiquette expert, specialising in train etiquette. After spending 15 years studying the behaviour of commuters on the New York subway I have decided to bring my learnings to the rest of America and beyond. To date I have written 38 self-help books on the topic of train etiquette. If you want more of the Martin Merton experience review my website at www.martinmerton.comWho I'd like to meet:
If you have been responsible for poor behaviour on a train in the last four decades I would like to hear from you. If your are a chronic leg spreader, a loud talker, litterbug, a hot food eater or a passage-blocker your rehabilation can be swift and relatively pain-free.Details
- Status: Divorced
- Here for: Friends
- Hometown: Chicago
- Body type: 6' 1" / Slim / Slender
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Zodiac Sign: Aries
- Children: Proud parent
- Smoke / Drink: No / No
- Education: Post grad
- Occupation: Etiquette Expert
- Income: $250,000 and Higher
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The Martin Merton Group
- Chicago, Illinois US
hey martin how are ya?
I farted two night's ago.
G-day Good Old Martin Merton,
Hey Martin! Thanks for doing all the promotion for me recently! I think it's really helping commuter kindness.
Thanks for the add good Doctor. I look forward to reading your book. Keep us posted.