celibate weekends. bizarre astronaut love triangles.
..
Music
i don't like sting at all. or u2. i don't see what the big deal is.
Movies
Movies are like beautiful women to me.
My favorite is usually the last one
i've seen. but to mention a few- The
Magic Tale of the Enchanted Tea Cozy
II. all other movies are absolute crap.
Including and especially The Magic Tale
of the Enchanted Tea Cozy Part 1! Also,
Cabin Fever is by far the best movie
made in the last 10 years and i'm not
kidding.
Deal or No Deal! the Movie!
NO DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! OHH NOOOO!
Television
celebrity pit stains. because i want to know. NO!!! because i NEED to know. my current favorite program is the Grizzly Adams reality show- a man tries to live with a wild bear for six weeks and hi jinx insues. CSI: Pflugerville, and Dawson's up shit creek. especially the episode when Dawson loses his job, has an argument with his girlfriend, gets framed for killing a hooker, and almost misplaces his keys.
Books
Brain surgery for dummies.
How to Treat Women Like Absolute
Garbage and Keep Them Begging For More,
How to Pick Up Trashy Women, anything
with Fabio on the cover.
i am an adult now. i don't read. reading is really just a form of punishment for children.
About me: i'm currently developing a cheap fake bluetooth ear piece for crazy homeless people so when they're talking to themselves they don't seem so crazy.
another thing interesting about me is that I never lie.
I was born on Octember eleventeenth nineteen-
seventy-threeve. I am a vegetarian except for about 30
minutes a day. I have 14 brothers and 17 sisters whom
are
all imaginary except one who is real. I'm still a virgin,
but I've done EVERYTHING and i mean EVERYTHING
except the
deed. The stuff i've done makes intercourse seem
boring.
I mean it's some messed up stuff. some of it
would make a hooker throw up. my favorite color
is orange. my sleep number is 1. and i am currently
breathing easily, without having to think about it. Mostly
I like to sit with my friends or just all by myself and talk
about Whoopi. or just think about whoopi, or write
about Whoopi, or think about what Whoopi would do in
certain situations, or make Whoopi (not what you're
thinking though- i'm currently working on a statue of
Whoopi made of various animal feces and apple skins-
not making love... you know... not intercourse)
where can i get my hands on a live chicken?
