Vic
Vic Lazar
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And knitting, and knitting, and knitting, and ....
Male
33 years old
BUFFALO, NEW YORK
United States
Last Login: 11/28/2009
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annoyed
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| General | Assuming the right of the way all the time. Recognizing the minutia that exists in between the ears of celebrities. Following it closely. Destroying it through parody, prose and poetry. Writing great songs. Writing odes, or chants, perhaps even national anthems. Playing bocce ball with friends on PCP in and around the Lackawanna/Sloan area. Watching the neighbors meth labs do really well. Then watching them get busted and act like nothing is going on, all the while their son and daughter are hosting a "see who can float above the table tournament" with their strung out peers from the camp. | | Music | All music is not art. Therefore, by simply saying "music is art" you are a not looking deep enough or placing a subjective definition to something far too vast and detailed. I like smart music. You know, the opposite of Brittany, J-LO, 5O Cent and CREED. Think, Tortoise, Blonde Redhead, Fugazi and you're on the right track. I also love Motown, (James Brown/Otis Redding, OJAY'S) and I admire local bands that atttempt to stand out and be original. | | Movies | Any Lynch film, Jodorosky movies, Terry Gilliam's "Brazil", All John Waters stuff, (especially "Polyester") Airplane, Naked Gun (Leslie Nielsen is really funny.) Any Jarmusch, (especially "Mystery Train" & "Ghost Dog,") "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure" (that is where my quote comes from, btw.)
So many.... | | Television | Mr. Show. The Weather Channel. C-SPAN. Nature shows. Conspiracy theory programs. Anything with animals attacking, performing on wheels, up close with wide angle lens, etc. Cooking shows are neat too, if they are foreign though. | | Books | Vonnegut(RIP), Robbins, Roth, Jones, Sedaris, David Foster Wallace (RIP), Phillip K Dick, Orwell, John Kennedy Toole, Ralph Ellison....
Many.... | | Heroes | Hulk Hogan when I was 8 yrs. old. Now, Vonnegut, Werner Hartzog, Stephen Colbert, Slash, Mike Watt, Duane Denison, Bugs Bunny, Ralph Ellison, Chad Clark, Santa Claus when I was 4 yrs. old. |
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Known/Unknown, Acoustic in WNY, WNY Music, Mix Trade Orgy, hey, this mixtape club!
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Vic's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Canisteo, or where the devil lost his children | | Body type: | 5' 9" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Atheist | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Undecided | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Payroll Guru | | Income: | $30,000 to $45,000 |
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Vic expects myspace to have like a "rent a-girlfriend" app or something equally as repulsive and ingenious. What a wonderful society we live in! Posted at 1:30 AM Nov 25
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About me:
A French speaking squirrel wakes you from a deep comatose-like slumber. He interrupts a dream you were having, where some type of explosive encased in what appears to be a yard gnome in a New York Knickerbocker's uniform with tiny wheels attached to his feet is about to detonate underneath a card table in which two old ladies are arm wrestling upon and swearing in Romanian at each other, saying "you are such an asshole...." or something to that affect.
The squirrel sort of explained to you that your sole purpose in this life is to be gluing peanut shells to your sexy middle aged neighbors retarded sons crash helmet and you heed the call.....The French Squirrel nudges the helmet towards you, you accept... you can't help but notice all the shells littering your dormitory floor.
That's a little bit about me.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Bob Odenkirk and David Cross. They seem like they'd be fun to get fucked up with. Phil Donahue. Madonna. Chuck Berry (he's alive right?)
Mike Tyson, but for like, a minute. That's all.
Slash. Emmanuel Lewis. Chaka Khan. Brian Wilson. James Brown.
Someone that is interested in sending an elephant into orbit in a space ship shaped like the state of Texas.
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