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1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you..

3. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

4. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it can be and to quit complaining.

6. When you are confused, I will remember to use simple little words.

7. When you are sick, I will remember to stay the hell away from you if it is highly contagious.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass for five seconds and then help your dumbass up.

This is my oath. I pledge it till the end.

Send this to ten of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of four.

Remember: A good friend will help you move... but a really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

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