Andy

About me:

If those crazy scientists ever invent a pill that can create muscle from nothing, I'd take it without hesitation. In order to become huge and strong, I tried working out once... but it was very repetitive, and the weights were uncomfortably heavy. If lightsabers were real, I'd own one, even though I'd be way too terrified of it to ever turn it on. I'd still just wind up swinging a stick around in the backyard, making cool lightsabery sounds with my mouth, and pretending to slice fenceposts and telephone poles clean in half, just for effect. I can vividly remember the first time I ever played through the Legend of Zelda. It was as euphoric as floating in heaven, only it didn't smell at all. I'm still resentful of homework to this very day, for stealing away the happy fun times that are the basis of so many fond memories. The ocean is incredible. Have you ever seen it? It's friggin huge. I'm not kidding, it's that big. Standing on a beach is awesome, for so many reasons. It stinks that the only place there's any beach is on that thin line where the land meets the sea. It's always too far away, and too full of tourists when you finally get there. If ever I should win a billion dollars, I'd buy a small bahaman island and construct the most elaborate water park ever, with the tallest and twistiest waterslides on earth, just for myself and my close friends to use as transportation across the island. Have you ever looked up into the sky on a clear, dark night? Try it sometime, it's so great for putting everything in perspective. Planetariums are neat because they can do almost the same thing, but with the benefits of air conditioning and mood-setting music. Hey have you ever played laser tag? It's got its flaws, for sure, but you get to fire a laser rifle. I just thought you should know.