David B
David B Myspace is a steaming pile of SH*T. WORST WEBPAGE EVER. Thats right, I said it. Cram it, myspace! YOU SUCK!

Male
28 years old
Redlands, California
United States



Last Login: 5/10/2009
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MusicBest Album Ever? "Mr. T's Commandments" Best Song Ever? "No Dope No Drugs" from Mr. T's "Mr. T's Commandments" Second Best Song Ever? - "Don't Talk to Strangers" from Mr. T's "Mr. T's Commandments" Worst Song Ever? - "Mr. T's Commandments", the song, from Mr. T's "Mr. T's Commandments"

     David B's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Redlands, California
Body type:6' 4"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Children:Undecided
Education:Some college
Occupation:Paralegal
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   David B's Schools
University Of California-Riverside
Riverside,California
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
 

1999 to 2004



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Myspace is the dumbest shit ever, next to facebook
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David B has 34 friends.
 Johnnyfuego 


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 ::TRUST_DAVID:: 


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Pamela

Pamela



Jul 15 2008 3:39 AM

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Haha now I own you! :)

Johnnyfuego

Johnnyfuego



Dec 8 2007 7:04 PM

Johnnyfuego

Johnnyfuego



Nov 30 2007 2:01 AM

It was two pizzas, one pepperoni, one sausage. Peep. Boop. Hmmblurp. Beep, beep.
Jeremy C. Shipp, Dark/Bizarro Fiction Writer

Jeremy Shipp



Oct 31 2007 2:15 PM

Hey David,

Here’s wishing you a happy Halloween, heavy with hilarious hoaxes, hospitable headless horsemen, heroic hobgoblins, hopeful harpy healers, horrifying heaps of horseradish, humorous hamster hags, haunted hairy harmonicas, and heavenly hellhounds howling heartfelt haikus about horoscope-handy hippopotami.

-Jeremy :)
Johnnyfuego

Johnnyfuego



Sep 22 2007 6:50 PM

OCHOA

Leo Ochoa



Jul 10 2007 7:44 PM

Ooooooo Spank Me Betch Boy Spank Me! lol.... How goes it Dah-vid?
OCHOA

Leo Ochoa



Jul 10 2007 4:57 AM

SLUT!
Jeremy C. Shipp, Dark/Bizarro Fiction Writer

Jeremy Shipp



Jun 24 2007 8:53 AM

Hey David,

I thought I'd share the big news. I just got engaged a few days ago to the love of my life, Lisa.

-Jeremy :)
::TRUST_DAVID::

david dresner



Jun 21 2007 6:36 AM

Extreme Cup N' Ball

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Jeremy C. Shipp, Dark/Bizarro Fiction Writer

Jeremy Shipp



Jun 11 2007 9:46 AM

Dude, you haven't seen me fishing in sandals.
Pamela

Pamela



May 13 2007 7:46 PM

Capriccio!! ;)
Pamela

Pamela



May 3 2007 4:11 PM

Get out of my head, you are making me crazy! *HUGS*
Lady Beckenstein

Becky Epps



Apr 30 2007 2:54 AM

Hey buddy. How you doin? Long time no see.
jesus

jesus



Apr 19 2007 11:47 PM

penis
Jeremy C. Shipp, Dark/Bizarro Fiction Writer

Jeremy Shipp



Apr 14 2007 7:34 AM

That'd be an awesome movie!

-Jeremy

Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.
Pamela

Pamela



Apr 11 2007 12:28 AM

Remember NO screaming - she will get you!!!

*HUGS*
Jeremy C. Shipp, Dark/Bizarro Fiction Writer

Jeremy Shipp



Apr 9 2007 4:41 AM

Happy Easter/Spring/Sunday! Myself, I decided to paint eggs with my own blood this year, but for some strange reason I ended up passing out after I only finished a few. I think the problem is that I'm not productive.

How goes it?

-Jeremy
Jeremy C. Shipp, Dark/Bizarro Fiction Writer

Jeremy Shipp



Apr 6 2007 12:37 AM

My book's in paperback now. A lot cheaper, if you're interested:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1933293411/afterschoolsp-20

-Jeremy
Jeremy C. Shipp, Dark/Bizarro Fiction Writer

Jeremy Shipp



Apr 2 2007 12:29 AM

Mwahaha, thanks. :)
Jeremy C. Shipp, Dark/Bizarro Fiction Writer

Jeremy Shipp



Mar 27 2007 9:53 PM

Hey David,

::does the Jer-bear stare::

I thought I'd let you know that my novel "Vacation" is coming out this month.

The book will be available soon through various on and offline bookstores across the country. Right now, it's at Amazon:





If you could help me spread the word at all, that would be awesome.

Thanks so much.

Sincerely,
Jeremy
Pamela

Pamela



Mar 20 2007 11:01 PM

Gravity enlightenment!! Oh Yes!! Way to go wiiminator!!

More please!!!

*HUGS*
Sans one wonderful KittyFace

Sans one wonderful KittyFace



Feb 24 2007 5:59 PM

DAVID!! i found out that i could have mr. t. tell me to pick up my phone and that there aint no time for the jibba jabba!! i had to tell some one, i figured you should be the i told ha ha
TheSilkyShrew

TheSilkyShrew



Feb 12 2007 1:08 PM

Thanks for the compliment, I am evil! RAWR!
Pamela

Pamela



Jan 1 2007 8:41 PM

Happy New Year!!! *HUGS & KISSES* :P Muahahahaha!!!
jesus

jesus



Dec 29 2006 7:54 PM

i see you playing dick-sucking wii games
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