Making fun of your mom, eating free food, not eating fast food (*tear*), taking taxpayer money, having my Fridays furloughed (yay!), being gimpy, fornicating with my friends on long camping trips, as well as at the beach, desert or the mountains, humping your leg, potty humor (tee-hee), being an asshole, swimming nude (I know it's gross but shut up), cleaning the kitty litter, recycling, driving around aimlessly while wasting gas, saving water, meandering around the office, making fun of my friends, making fun of others with my friends, turning everything into a laughing matter, making my bed, showering every so often, growing my hair out, cutting my hair regularly, jacking yo shit, and a plethora of other things. Ask me. You might just make my Interests list. ;)
Music
Everything, even country and bluegrass. Whatever.
Movies
Any movies that are playing on DVD or in the theater.
Television
All My Children, One Life to Live and General Hospital. Sad but true.