Sasquatch

About me:

.. I'm a laid back bi pedal somewhat hairy kind of guy who loves the great outdoors. I spend most of my spare time walking around looking for the ladies but I always keep running into these damn humans everywhere I go. I would be interested in international travel but since the ice age ended I haven't had a chance to get over to see my cousin Yeti or Yowie. Like I say I'm really into having fun and checking out the ladies but the most fun I have is playing hide and seek with those humans. Why the other day my cousin and I were having a boulder rolling contest and living it up when we smelled something horrible in the air. We turn around and see these damn humans trying to take pictures of us and looking scared or something. I screamed at them, "What up Yo?", for some reason I don't think they understood me. That's ok b/c I don't understand them either with their silly skins they wear. I think their males are intimidated by us because we have larger feet, and you know what they say about guys with big feet! Anyway I currently have a few contest going with some of the other mythical creatures that those damn humans keep pestering and trying to take pictures of. We see who can get the best or worst movies made about us. For you of the alien race all I have to say is what about Close Encounters of the Third Kind and ET. You call those movies? Watch my latest movie Sasquatch, I totally take out a human, take that you bitches. And for you Vampires out there. You think just b/c you have Kate Beckinsdale in one of your movies that you got something good going. I have more low budget films with hot chicks in them than you can dream of, just check out the entire Boggy Creek series. Ok so enough about that for now.