Brandon Locher

About me:

The artist must arrange his life. I rise at 7:09; am inspired from 10:01 to 11:30. I eat at 12:03 and leave the table at 12:05. A healthy sound journey around my fields follows from 12:30 to 3:00. The largest crash of inspiration happens anywhere between 3:18 to 4:04 but only for one single second. I breath very carefully. From 5:00 to 7:09 occupations (reflection, visits, cunnilingus, thought notation, etc.) are performed.

My dinner is served at 7:11 and finished at 7:13. I never talk while eating in fear of choking myself. From 8:01 to 8:32 I touch quarters, practice magic, or sit around blowing bubbles. I go to bed at 9:09. The very moment my stream of consciousness starts making sense I fall asleep. Every other week (on Thursdays) I awake with an early start at 4:06.

My bed is perfectly square with sheets that drape to the floor. A magical forest of fake putting green grass completely fills the area under the bed as the exotic wild flowers grow from pots in all four great points. Every hour a servant takes my temperature and carefully documents my growth.

My Website: www.brandonlocher.com
Emmett and Mary: www.myideaoffun.org/emmettandmary/
Siamese Dream: www.myideaoffun.org/siamesedream/

Johnstown, Pennsylvania
709 Railroad Street
The Daily Camera!
My Idea Of Fun Artist Collective