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Pootleberry

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I am Pootleberry Dinglehopper. You can call me Molly. I am four months old and love to eat feet. Please take off your shoes so I can gnaw on your toes. I like to eat tuna and climb window and door screens. I love mice and bells and balls and wads of paper--wads of paper are my favorite. I also like to catch spiders and flies but they usually escape before I can eat 'em. I live with a wombat, panda, and another kitty. I have MPD--multiple personality disorder, also called Dissociative Identity Disorder. MPD/DID is the presence of two or more distinct identities or personality states. My two personalities are Poot and Molly, and I can go from one to the other in the blink of an eye. I like potato chips, noodles, lettuce, and corn, and, if I were allowed to go outside, would like long walks on the beach.

Who I'd like to meet:

Tom cats, Ligers, Tigons, Simba, Lion-O, men with laps to sit on, people with cat nip, people with tuna, people who smell like tuna, bringers of strings and laces, people who like to pet soft kitties, people who drop food on the floor, people who do not like vaccuum cleaners and never use them, the Panoramic Pussy Cats.
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you?Pet? Try Master of the Universe!
What is your name?Pootleberry Dinglehopper or Molly McGee
What other nicknames do you have?Poot, pooters, pootie, pooterbella, mollsballs, moll face, meow face, kit kat, poo bear, pooterbutt, damnit-stop-scratching-that, and molly ringworm
What is your favorite treat?Feet!
What would your owner describe you as?Owner? I have a pet human who would say I was the most wonderful kitten in the whole world. Then she would kiss my feet. Because I am the Master of the Universe.
What is the funniest thing you have done?I once ran into a wall after attacking my pet human's feet. She thought that was funny.
What is the bravest thing you have done?Attacked the Evil Hand that Moves
Yes or No
Are you neutered?As of last week, I am spayed.
Are you a social animal?Indeed. Sometimes I like to eat feet, though.
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking?I'm always doing something bad when everyone is looking.
Are you friendly?Yes, especially to feet! I do really like to be snuggled.
Are you overweight?I am a lean, mean, feet-eating machine.
Do you like warm milk?I'm sure I would. I like everything edible.
Do you eat cheese?Whenever possible.
Do you eat bugs?If I don't let them escape on accident. Tricky little fuckers, bugs are.
Do you live with other animals?I live with three human animals. They're great pets, humans are.
Do you like being in the house more than being outside?Well, I've only been outside a few times, but it looks soooo interesting. I'm plotting my escape--don't tell the pets.
Do you like to exercise?All night long. Exercise is very important, especially when it involves bouncing off my pet's heads when they are trying to sleep at 4 AM
Do you like car rides?No way, fuck off.
Do you get into stuff?Only stuff that belongs to me. Or my pets. Well, ok, anything that is within view. Or scent.
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy?I haven't seen my mommy in a few months, and I never knew my daddy. I'm cool with that. What's weird to you is someone else's norm, after all.
Do you like to swim?Fuck no.
Do you chase laser pen dots?Yes! Yes! Gimmy a dot, gimme a dot!
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy?I love my pet humans. SO much that I try to suck on their ears. They taste yummy. But not as good as feet!!

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  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Davis, CA
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 0' 9" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Children: Love kids, but not for me
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Occupation: Ruler of the Universe

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