Hey, how the hell are you... just stopping by to say hey and to tell you about something so incredible and amazing that I just might vomit on myself. I'm sure you've seen those adds for a free $500 Macy's gift card. Well guess what? That's a total hoax... the real cards look like this... And all I had to do to get one was not vote, name my firstborn child Exxon, and this... ...sorry madge...I still love you.
Hehm...hehm...........HAAAAAAAAPPPPPPYYYYY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...........HAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPYYY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...........HAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPYYYYYY BIRTHDAY YOU SILLY GOOOOOOOOOOOSE......HAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPYYYYYY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. I MISS YOU AND I LOVE YOU AND THAT'S THAT. HAVE A SHISO LEAF MARTINI FOR ME WILL YA. AND ALSO, MAKE SURE YOU LET OUT A GOOD SCREAM AT SOME POINT TODAY. I'LL SEE YOU KIDS IN AUGUST.......CIAO.
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10 of 50MoreContact me.
Hey, how the hell are you...
just stopping by to say hey
and to tell you about something
so incredible and amazing
that I just might vomit on myself.
I'm sure you've seen those adds
for a free $500 Macy's gift card.
Well guess what? That's a total hoax...
the real cards look like this...
And all I had to do to get one
was not vote,
name my firstborn child Exxon,
and this...
...sorry madge...I still love you.
P.S.-Shiso martinis or what?
i miss my friend. x x x x
doe! emily stofle and i were watching you in zodiac on a virgin atlantic plane from Dubai to London :) you sure do get around, dont you!!!! xoxoxo
Hehm...hehm...........HAAAAAAAAPPPPPPYYYYY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...........HAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPYYY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...........HAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPYYYYYY BIRTHDAY YOU SILLY GOOOOOOOOOOOSE......HAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPYYYYYY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. I MISS YOU AND I LOVE YOU AND THAT'S THAT. HAVE A SHISO LEAF MARTINI FOR ME WILL YA. AND ALSO, MAKE SURE YOU LET OUT A GOOD SCREAM AT SOME POINT TODAY. I'LL SEE YOU KIDS IN AUGUST.......CIAO.
Hey it was good talking with you last week. I hope everything worked out with that job. miss you:)
-Brian
jeez... I really miss you!!! do you hate me because I don't live in New York (yet)???