Joe Voltage
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Im a paper kite, tangled on a telephone wire.
Male
36 years old
North Tonawanda, NEW YORK
United States
Last Login: 9/18/2008
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| General | I like to make my very own newspaper kites. i imagine them as little kittins flying in the gentle breeze, and i have a hold of there tail.and its me and them floating free and away from those bastards @ work. i only let them go so far up though, becuase i live near a lot of powerlines. | | Music | I dont really know much about music( joe voltage, bows head and feels stupid again). But if i have to say something, ill just say that " i listen to everything" ( zapp, joe voltage emits a few sparks....hehehe another good one). | | Movies | I think this is the part where youre supposed to list a bunch of films tht were made in france. yeah, i dont speak any french, so i cant watch them, booy a lot of people speak french on here ( joe voltage likes french girls....hhhmmmmmm...... mental note: learn french. zappp.......yes im electric) |
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Little Black Stain, North Tonawanda, USA | | Body type: | 5' 8" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Scientologist | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Children: | Proud parent | | Occupation: | Slaying Unicorns/Machinist at American Axle |
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About me:
Cheers! fellow myspacers. My name is Joe Voltage, but my freinds call me Joe voltage hehehehehe...........! Only once in a blue moon do I get to tell people about me, so Im kinda excited ( joe voltage, smiles, warm heart, rubbing hands together...oops, dropped a little mustard on my shirt). I try to tell people about my Kites, costumes, recipes, cats( tehe, i love those lil furrballs, joe voltage sighs and squeezes his toes together, one of them pops,uhhmm) however, nobody seems to like hearing about them. Damn It, I hate my job. Nobody at work likes my cats. I dont like working at work, I dont like getting greasy, my cats dont like grease on there fur( joe voltage has touched his cats with greasy, grimey hands and messed up there fur all up wwooooowwww....what a mess, pppuurrrrrr-ffeeecctttt....not!!!!) I got a computer recently(actually, its my moms, but she lets me keep it in my room!! smiley face, moms a good one!) So i found out about all you myspacers and hey! what the hay!!!!!( im a lonely man, who screwed up his only(first and only, i might add.) opportunity @ having real sex, with a real girl). ok side track story(( we met @ a work party, i was drunk and sitting on the couch by myself, she was drunk and sick of talking to the co-workers, i told her I liked her and she smiled. she told me to come back to her house, and i did. we talked till the sun came up. i had never watched the sunrise before. sooooooo....i love cartoons....sssooooo..........since it was now a saturday morning.....CARTOON TIME.....I DIDNT REALIZE SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX. I DIDNT KNOW...IM SO STUPID SOMETIMES.......)) anyhoo, i wanna meet some friends of the same interests, thats why im here....taa daaa. (((joe voltage anticipates a whole world at his doorstep. 10 new friends? 20? 197? 10,0000??????? WHO KNOWS!!!!!!!))) i LOVE KITES, CATS AND MAKING THE MEANEST BOLOGNE SANDWICH YOU HAVE EVER TASTED. I WANNA YOU....OVER FOR DINNER TONIGHT. ((((JOE VOLTAGE......SMILES...SAYS NOTHING.....HIS HEART IS POUNDING.....ZAPPING SOUNDS ARE HEARD EMITTING FROM HIS BODY, NOW LITTLE BOLTS OF LIGHTING SHOOT FROM HIM...HES GONE!!!......VAPORIZED HIMSELF INTO THE BATHROOM....OH YEAH JOE VOLTAGE CAN TELEPORT......BOO YAAA))))
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Who I'd like to meet:
People, people, people.... i need some people to talk to. any talkers out there????? me and my mom talk, but she gets boring, oh so boring. i would like to meet a pretty girl, who is much like my mom, who would kiss me and not hollor at me for dirty dishes. ( joe voltage....zapp....girls, witness the power or the lightning bolt, this i have harnessed....it i will share with you.....smile and we laugh at fuzzy furballs....hehehehehezapp!!!!)
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