K. Dytrych
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Female
21 years old
Chicago, Illinois
United States



Last Login: 10/12/2008
Mood: relieved Mood Image
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    K. Dytrych's Interests
GeneralAnatomy, corsets, tight-lacing, oil paint, ceramics, the artificial, the organic, the macabre, cult flicks, power tools, back combing, pin-up, brain matter, rust, crust, the baroque, pro-life, zombies, watercolor, cosmetics, gore, stripes, big hair, animal prints, technology, vintage, antiques, Suehiro Maruo, brocade, lace, vinyl, H.P. Lovecraft, art, sewing, sculpture, Egon Schiele, acrylic paint, Japanese cinema, Hong Kong cinema, Salvador Dali, gender-bending, the 80s, mutilation, weaponry, travel, M.C. Escher, H.R. Giger, Ivan Albright, satire, asian food, Remidios Varo, home improvement (not the show), horror, big bands, hardware, Hexadecimal, concrete, fairy tales, nature, secretions, and pretzel bread.
MusicDavid Bowie, The Damned, Alien Sex Fiend, Motley Crue, Scissor Sisters, 4-Skins, 45 Grave, Abortion 88, Adam and The Ants, Adicts, Adolescents, Alice Cooper, Android Lust, Aphex Twin, Apoptygma Berzerk, Assemblage 23, Aus-Rotten, Bauhaus, Belle and Sebastian, Benny Benassi, Big Black, Billie Holiday, Billy Idol, The Birthday Party, Black Flag, Blondie, Blue Meanies, Bon Jovi, Boyd Rice, Boy George and the Culture Club, Brian Eno, Britny Fox, Buzzcocks, Cab Calloway, Cancerslug, Cheap Sex, Christian Death, Christina Aguilera, Chuck Berry, Cibo Matto, Cinderella, Cinema Strange, Circle Jerks, Clan of Xymox, Cock Sparrer, Cocteau Twins, Collide, Colony 5, Covenant, Cramps, Crass, Cruxshadows, Cure, Current 93, The Damage Manual, Danzig, Das Ich, Dead Can Dance, Dead Kennedys, Death in June, Death in Vegas, Def Leppard, Depeche Mode, Devo, Discharge, Dokken, Doors, Dresden Dolls, Dropkick Murphys, Duke Ellington, Echo and The Bunnymen, Einsturzende Neubauten, Elvis, Eurythmics, Expendables, the Exploited, Faces, Faith and the Muse, Faster Pussycat, Fastway, Fear, Fischerspooner, Flesh Eaters, Flux of Pink Indians, Foxy Brown, Frank Sinatra, Franz Ferdinand, GBH, Gary Glitter, Genitorturers, George Baker, The Germs, G.G. Allin, Goldfrapp, Grand Buffet, Great White, Guns N' Roses, Hanoi Rocks, Harry Belafonte, Harry Merry, Iggy and The Stooges, Iron Maiden, James Brown, Jello Biafra, Joan Jett and The Blackhearts, Johnny Cash, Joy Division, Judas Priest, Kanye West, Killing Joke, the Kinks, Kix, Klaus Nomi, KMFDM, Kommunity FK, LA Guns, Ladytron, Laibach, Lard, Leftover Crack, Lita Ford, London After Midnight, Lou Reed, Lords of Acid, Love and Rockets, Malice Mizer, Mighty Sphincter, Mindless Self Indulgence, Ministry, Misfits, Morrissey, Motorhead, Muse, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Naked Raygun, New York Dolls, Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds, Nina Hagen, NON, Oxymoron, P Fenech, Pantera, Penis Fly Trap, Penis Flytrap, Peter Murphy, Pigface, Pink Floyd, the Pixies, Placebo, Plasmatics, Poison, Portishead, Pretty Boy Floyd, Prince, Project Pitchfork, Public Enemy, Queen, Queensryche, Quiet Riot, Ramones, Rasputina, Ratt, Razed in Black, Revolting Cocks, Rob Zombie, Roxy Music, Rudimentary Peni, Saigon Kick, Samhain, Scorpions, Sex Gang Children, Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Siouxsie and The Banshees, Sister Machine Gun, Sisters of Mercy, Skeptix, Skid Row, Skinny Puppy, Skrewdriver, Slade, Slayer, Smiths, Sopor Aeternus, Space Cretins, Specimen, Static Idols, Storkraft, Subhumans, Suzi Quatro, Sweet, Switchblade Symphony, T-Rex, Technique, Tesla, Theatre of Tragedy, This Mortal Coil, Throbbing Gristle, Tones on Tail, Tool, TNT, TSOL, Twisted Sister, Type O Negative, UK Subs, Vandals, Varukers, Velvet Underground, Virgin Prunes, VNV Nation, WASP, Warrant, Whitesnake, X-Mal Deutschland, many more...
MoviesA Clockwork Orange, most zombie, Troma, John Waters, and old horror/sci-fi flicks, The Rocky Horror Picture Show (I'm required to like this), Beetlejuice, Forbidden Zone, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Freaks, Hellraiser I and II, Alien series, Nightmare Before Christmas, Hedwig and The Angry Inch, Labyrinth, Silence of the Lambs, Sin City, Akira, Phantom of the Paradise, Predator, The Dark Crystal, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, This is Spinal Tap, Taxi Driver, House on Haunted Hill (Vincent Price), Shock Treatment, A Velvet Goldmine, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Fifth Element, Reefer Madness, Dune, Rock & Rule, Edward Scissorhands, Ichi the Killer, Liquid Sky, The Life Aquatic, Sideshow, Flash Gordon (all), Legend, Office Space, Westworld, Metropolis, Romper Stomper, Reservoir Dogs, Purple Rain, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Blade Runner, most things Monty Python, Pulp Fiction, Mad Max, Moulin Rouge, Dead at the Box Office, Fight Club, The Wall, MirrorMask, Silent Hill, Kill Bill I & II, Rear Window, the list goes on.
TelevisionMarried with Children, The Boondocks, Metalocalypse, Venture Bros., Aqua Teen, Jem, South Park, House, Reboot, My Name is Earl, Steve Harvey, infomercials and public access stations.
BooksWho am I kidding, I don't have the attention span to read anything that isn't school-related anymore! I'm a fan of Lovecraft and biographies, though.
HeroesPeople who make the world more beautiful.
Groups: Industrial, Underground, & LocalAmerican Civil Liberties UnionStar Foxes and Future Girls!The Original Belmont Undead GroupskinbyrdsThe Pink InvadersIndustrial Radio Podcast Official RivetheadsSLUGCULT

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     K. Dytrych's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Chicago
Body type:5' 4" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:In college
Occupation:Poor college student/commission artist
Income:Less than $30,000

   K. Dytrych's Schools
School Of Art Institute Of Chicago
Chicago,Illinois
Graduated: N/A
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Painting, drawing, ceramics
 

2005 to Present
Munster High School
Munster, IN
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Art, mofos.
Minor: edumacation
 

2002 to 2005
Andrean High School
Merrillville, IN
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2001 to 2002



K. Dytrych is finally getting over the flu, but subsequently weighed down by the work that has accumulated. ARGH.

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   K. Dytrych's Blurbs
About me:

I'm an aspiring artist with interest in a variety of media, though mainly oil and acrylic paints. I've also got mad love for the macabre, anatomical, surreal, atmospheric, and generally uncookie-cutter pretty when it comes to the work I do. Statement in the works.

My pride and Joy is my little brother Kyle, affectionately called The Boy. He has severe autism, but he'll rock your world. If you'd like to know more about him and Autism I suggest looking at his profile, listed 1 on my Tops below. I, personally can be simultaneously bubbly and crass (though I've toned this down a lot). Despite this, I flaunt my virginity like a proud momma.

Other than that, I've been involved with a lot of scenes. I like counter culture=). I've also managed to escape all of this sans tattoos or piercings, though with a penchant for tight-lacing corsets.

DeviantArt Gallery

Karly on Facebook

My Pompous Alias (LiveJournal)

NEWEST PAINTING

"Horror Queen"
12"x16"
(larger view in gallery)


NEXT PAINTING: "Performance"
Who I'd like to meet:
Everyone and anyone with brains and creativity, as well as people interested in odd aesthetics and who may be interested in buying my work/commissions. Networking is a beeeyoootiful thing. FYI: If you're going to message me, I dislike messages that are along the lines of "hey how ru?", because A. How I am is sadly not always good, and B. Failure to spell out the entire word or use grammar and punctuation is irritating. I usually won't reply to these unless you're inquiring about something else (I always reply to art inquiries). PLEASE don't message me telling me that I'm cute/hot/sexy. While its very sweet that you think so, I am not interested. Also, if you are a band/model/company and you add me, I will probably add-back you. However, if I don't know and like you and you leave some honkin' big-ass advert (or any ad at all) for what you're trying to peddle, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. If you want to advertise, that's what you have YOUR page for=).

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K. Dytrych's Friends Comments
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Dead of Winter





Oct 8 2008 7:08 PM

Thanks for the add.
angie





Oct 8 2008 12:44 AM

thinking of you, lil sicky!! ;)

Jason Halliwell





Oct 7 2008 9:24 PM

Soon, very soon I shall see the clitoris in all it's Troma glory.

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SATURA





Oct 5 2008 10:25 PM

HELLO You're WELL+++
CHEWIE





Oct 5 2008 10:23 PM

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Jab





Oct 5 2008 7:53 PM

hey cutie whats up?
Condemned the desolate





Oct 5 2008 5:53 PM

Hey! How ya doing?
angie





Oct 4 2008 2:34 PM

hey there love!! hope all is well!! could you maybe message me some info about your artwork and how to possibly purchase some? thanks doll!!
Kazper Skye Promotions & Management™


Is Online


Oct 2 2008 11:13 PM

Hello!
Supreme Commander of the Legion of Awesome


Is Online


Oct 2 2008 4:53 PM

Well, with any luck we'll get a version of our video that includes the live portions. It won't be quite the same, but at least you'll get to see it.
:)
Even Jesus thinks you drive like an Asshole!!


Is Online


Oct 2 2008 6:10 AM

By the way, I forgot to say in the other comment.

YOU ALSO ROCKED!
Even Jesus thinks you drive like an Asshole!!


Is Online


Oct 2 2008 5:59 AM

Thanks, I like to play a stellar game. Hope to see you sometime soon.
Maybe in May?
SET2RIZE





Oct 2 2008 1:27 AM

You are so Badass.

Thank you.
angie





Oct 1 2008 7:59 PM

just went through your photos!! girl, you definatly got IT!! it's your passion & it shows!!! i left some comments, couldn't help myself! lol!! AM IN SOOOO MUCH LOVE W/THE RHPS WORK!!!!
star





Oct 1 2008 5:22 PM

hey how are you? you are a very talented person.
i love your work how can i buy some?
Lady Faith: Once Upon A Dream





Sep 30 2008 4:33 PM

You are an amazing artist =) Keep up the great work! I love my pictures so much. Worth every cent.
Z. Daniel Phoenix





Sep 30 2008 1:14 PM

Rockycon high over. Back to reality. Ugh.
:(
JEBUS with a STIFFY





Sep 30 2008 2:06 AM

I'll share my cookies with Ya cause Jebus Loves Ya Baby!
Michael





Sep 29 2008 10:17 PM

Hello K. how are things??

How do you like the A.I.?
Condemned the desolate





Sep 24 2008 5:48 PM

Thanks a lot for the add. I absolutely love your artwork its right up my alley of style that I really enjoy in art. Your personal style is pretty cool too like your choice of clothing for sure. Well hit me up sometime. Laterz

~J~
Jason Halliwell





Sep 21 2008 9:13 PM

so....the one complaint I get most about my sad sketches is that I exaggerate too much. So, I tried to refine them a bit more and make them look a little more like real women instead of cartoons. So, do tell me what you think! Did I do a decent job? I drew the two dresses of mine I'm making for you over again.
You can see 'em in my aaawshim new photo album!
Sweet D





Sep 19 2008 4:37 PM

Only one more week!
Jason Halliwell





Sep 14 2008 10:46 AM

Every gal needs stilettos and lipstick

DonBigS aka Don BaSStardâ„¢





Sep 12 2008 10:18 PM

Big THX for the aDD Bella
Magik Man