Kellimporta
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I like the cars that go boom
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34 years old
Austin, Texas
United States
Last Login: 11/26/2009
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| General | Wish I had Tempest to add to the rest of my vintage arcade games in the basement. Some kinds of wood smell like popcorn when you're drilling them. Cool, I found white fat laces in my paint box. | | Music | Music that smells like markers. Boom. Stuff to bug out to. Simon and Garfunkel on acid. Am I demon. Your mama wishes she was demon like a succubus. | | Movies | Something Weird Video. Mondo Macabro Video. Devil Movies! Devil Movies! And "The Weathered Underground" choose-your-own-adventure movie that you may never get to play. | | Television | I saw this show one time and it was more better than the other shows cuz they were dumb and this one was more better, like "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" more better. | | Books | The dictionary, The Gingerbread Man, The Comic Book Holocaust, Guide to Getting it On. Childhood memory propaganda: http://www. chick. com/reading/tracts/0003/0003_01. asp | | Heroes | God's libido, Dr. Hunter S., those people that do that writing thing, but like the good kind of writing thing not the sucky stuff cuz bad writing is really bad and there's so much of it out there; Albert Hofmann (1906-2008!), The Brown Buffalo, Joey Ramone, Ian MacKaye, Sheila E. cuz she can play the drums and sing and dance at the same time,Eric Avery, Mike Carroll, Paul Ruebens, Naboo, Jim Henson and Frank Oz, Sam Keith, Ralph Bakshi, Alan Moore (especially after i read "Swamp Thing: Rite of Spring," best psychedelic sex nature monster story ever!), Vaughn Bode, Los Hernandez Bros., Frank Frazetta, Azzarello and Rizzo, James Jean, Johnny Ryan, the "Twisted Toyfare Theatre" dudes, Theodor Seuss Geisel, Owsley back then, Sideshow Bob, Link, Timothy Levitch, Pez pills, the voodoo dr., electric kool-aid, the fountain pen, the Pelikan Graphos pen, Omnee the supersillier magician,the zombie in my shower, Bom of Bomitoni cuz she gives golden showers, day-glo dreams, teenagers from mars, el cucuy, 2-D salvia-legoland, your face, chocolate and cheese and bananas and blow, the holy ghost shimmy shimmy coco puffs if you change the letters around in "raw cacao" it can say "war o caca" or "o raw caca" "ooh baby i like it raw" "baby don't let me be the sun that stood" sounds better than "baby don't let me be misunderstood" see i've already waited too long oh god its raining but i'm not complaining i've been mistaken for dead who was born dead stay gold live dead love life but not tonight over and over and over back and forth with the same poop .forever.
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Hometown: | og Chuco Town Saint | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Occupation: | Urban Hermit |
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Kellimporta is injesting the fantastic dream like a cathartic paranoid chupacabra on a terrible fevered speed frenzy Posted at 10:06 PM Jun 18, 2008
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