Jessie Birschbach
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Birschbaching it!
Female
31 years old
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
United States
Last Login: 10/12/2009
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Jessie Birschbach's Interests
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| General | Burritos with beans, cheese, rice and sour cream. Comedy. Friends. Pretending to speak french with my little sister. Ties. Theatre. Making out. The ocean and anything you can do in it, on it or near it. Drawing mustaches, pirate patches, scars and blacking out teeth on pictures. Wearing mustaches. Making my mom laugh. Being nice to strangers. Jumping out from behind the door and yelling "Welcome home!" at my roommate. Watching my Pop rock in his chair as he watches one game and listens to the other on the radio. Reading. Drums. Laughing fish, a.k.a. dolphins. Assertive women. Funny men. Assertive, funny people. Halo. Halo II, more. Talking animals. Slobbery dogs with smushed faces. Floppy puppets. Anything with sugar. Accents. Listening to my dad sing along to Hawaiian music. Tipping well. Craps. Horse races. The Angels. The Lake Show. Showering. Singing. Rapping. | | Music | Mama like my profile song? Lyrics by T-rish. Music by me. | | Heroes | Queen Latifah, Rosemarie Holman |
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National Comedy Theatre, Nigga Stole My Yoshi, Thank God We're Not Religious, We Miss Jonah, Sex, Laughs, Rock and Roll!, We (heart) Zoe, Joe Birdsong's America, Joe Birdsong's Bible
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Jessie Birschbach's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Not Sure | | Hometown: | El Barrio Del Mar | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate |
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About me:
I was born on the island of Kauai and I lived in Hawaii until I was around 6. Have you seen Magnum, PI? It was like that. My dad even had a mustache. Then my parents got divorced and my sis and mom and I moved to California. Have you seen the movie Mermaids? The one with Cher and Winona Ryder and Christina Ricci? It was like that for a while. I was Winona Ryder and my sister was Christina Ricci and my mom was obviously Bob Hoskins. JK, Mom! (My mom is beautiful. She used to be a model.) Anyway, then my mom met my step-dad and we moved to Del Mar. Have you seen the movie Rocky? That's my step-dad's name. Except I call him Pop. I ended up going to San Diego State University to get a Bachelor of Science in Marketing. Have you seen Animal House? It wasn't like that at all. I was very disappointed. But while I was attending UC Boring I became part of the National Comedy Theatre's main cast, which I was very happy about. Eventually, I moved to LA, which is where I am now. Have you seen a movie or tv show where a goofy, German-English American girl moves to LA to chase her dreams and aspirations? If so, please tell me so I know what happens...
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Who I'd like to meet:
Queen Latifah
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