Kelly (aka "Audrey's Mom")
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32 years old
Austin, TEXAS
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GeneralI like food... I like cooking! I like travelling! I like cute clothes... but never wear them or buy them because they're really expensive and I'll wind up messin' them up anyway. So basically, I leave that to other people... I like my sister's desserts! She's the bomb with some flour and an oven! I like seeing my lil nephew, Tai... cuz he's a gameless ham... just like his kickin' AUNTIE! (That's me.) I like sports with conflict! No baseball. I know, I know... there are those who would contend that it is in fact a sport to stand in a field and wait for a ball that might never come. And that's ok. But that ain't me. If there isn't a constant flow of harm hurt and collision... I won't watch it. I love movies that involve intruiges and mystery! I'm a L&O addict. The acting is abhorent. I know it is. But I can't help it. I'm sure I'll think of more stuff...
MusicThis is also where I let the world know that Monster Bands are ALWAYS cool; 80's flashbacks are immortal in my heart and soul; I can listen to jazz and blues ANYTIME. Some artists that I like are: Vic Damone, Paulo Conte, Paris Combo, Duran Duran, The Cars, Dire Straights, Rush, Buffet (yeah, you thought I'd forget huh?), James Taylor, Jim Croche, CCR, Kinky, and pretty much any old school jam from the days of me being a 12 year old wall-flower at a middle school dance.
MoviesHere's a list of some notables quotables: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Office Space, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Trainspotting, Usual Suspects, Godfather 1-3, Goodfellas, Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Princess Bride, Green Mile, Old School, Swingers, Super Troopers, Good Morning Vietnam, Caddyshack.
TelevisionI am a self-admitted NCIS addict. Actually both my husband and I are obssessed with that show. Please everyone: WATCH IT and KEEP IT'S RATINGS UP so it will never go away!!!!!!!!!!!!
BooksThe Princess Bride!!!!! Hillarious! Better than the movie even (INCONCEIVABLE!!!). Anything by Maeve Binchy. I'm starting to get intrigued by John Grisham (I'm a pretty late bloomer, I know...)
HeroesJesus. He's the only leader in history that made promises and actually kept every single one of them.
Groups: Conservative Republicans of MyspaceWilkow Conservatives!Hawkish RepublicansThe Lipstick Mafia!!!Sons and Daughters of LibertyAnti Communist Underground

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     Kelly (aka "Audrey's Mom")'s Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Los Angeles, CA
Body type:5' 4" / Slim / Slender
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Marketing Manager

   Kelly (aka "Audrey's Mom")'s Schools
University Of California-Santa Cruz
Santa Cruz, CA
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Linguistics
 

1994 to 1997



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   Kelly (aka "Audrey's Mom")'s Blurbs
About me:
I'm quirky. I blink in pictures... regardless if there is a flash and regardless of whether it's being taken of me! I'm a neat freak. My husband and I almost have the perfect bio-dome situation: we don't really need to leave for anything! But we do... for things like golf :o) Yeah, I golf... but only by the broadest definition. By virtue of having clubs and making contact with the ball at least once, that constitutes golfing. I love the clothes though! Granted, for some reason throwing a collar on a shirt and selling it in a golf pro shop constitutes a bizzillion percent mark up. I'm a Target golfer. Until I make the LPGA tour, I don't deserve to sweat in a $90 polo shirt that has "Ashworth" embroidered on the sleeve. I love cooking! I love eating too... but more so I love cooking. I love entertaining and having people over so I can test my cooking on them! I don't like super large gatherings though because then I can't talk to everyone. I really want to own two big doggies one day because I love doggies! I squeal over dogs the way most folks "aaaaw" over babies. Babies are cool too... but you cant' rough them around like dogs. hahaha...
Who I'd like to meet:
Pretty safe to say I'd just like to meet people... ideally young people in Austin because thus far all we've met has been kids, college students, and dinosaurs from Geriatric Park!

   


   


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Nov 14 2009 4:13 PM

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Oct 13 2009 3:29 AM

apparently there is a system flaw that makes me think the salsa clip we posted is showing up as posted on all my friends home pages.  sorry how embarassing :(
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Oct 13 2009 3:24 AM

dude I didn't know you liked our salsa clip?  i forgot all about it that thing.  do you occassionally still get on myspace?? 

anyhoo, i wanted to copy & paste a few of your old pregnancy blogs for a friend who is currently preggo.  to my dismay i could not find any :(  you really should just get a book deal.  i would definitely be in line to purchase.

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Jul 29 2009 3:19 PM

In this episode I welcome Bacon (Ryan Gibson) and Griffin Voorhees and Adam Holtzapple to the Chimpsy Radio Network and I call out the 8 turncoat Republicans who voted for the economy-killer Cap and Trade legislation and expose them and why they voted for it. I also talk about the complete sham that is the mythological "man-made global warming" hoax and I take on Barney Frank and expose him for the liar he is when he once again tries to blame the "Wepubicans" for the housing market crisis and the current economic recession and problems. I also discuss the dismissal of Susan Roesgen from CNN and our society's descent into tyranny under Obama as well as Sotomayor and how she is wholly unqualified to be on our nation's highest court. And finally I discuss the Socialist health care nightmare that is Obamacare and how Obama is lying about what people keeping their insurance and I discuss solutions and TRUE health care reform.




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Jul 3 2009 5:55 PM

Evan Thomas as well as other liberals like to believe that Obama is some kind of "God" or that he is "above the world" and I am going to point out how his record is absolutely faulty and, in fact, destroying what know about the greatness of America through "God's" policies. Check out Cory's Corner 22: The Failing God!






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Jun 30 2009 4:13 PM

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Jun 16 2009 4:33 PM

In this episode I address the situation with the so called moderates within the Republican Party who are actually stealth liberals and are responsible for damaging the identity of the Republican Party and dragging us to the precipice. They have willfully sabotaged the Republican Party from within by refusing to engage and challenge political opponents and instead they help to advance the liberal Democrats agenda while undermining those who are challenging the Democrats and their agenda. I also discuss the possible up-and-coming VAT tax (European-style national sales tax)and I answer the question that many conservatives have been calling in and asking various conservative talk radio hosts: "What can we do?". I also address the issue of Pelosi and her lies and how the Democrat Party politicized the issue of our national security.







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Jun 11 2009 3:56 PM

Stopping by to say hi to you...:)

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Jun 10 2009 8:02 PM

Hey there my friend!  You've been mighty quiet lately.  Hope all is well with you and yours.  Just wanted to let you know that you got a mention and a plug in my latest blog.  Have a great day! :)
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Jun 10 2009 6:42 PM

Hi sweetie I just wanted to say hi to you...:)

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Jun 9 2009 3:54 PM

Hi sweetie i wish you a good day..:)
Sweet words are easy to say, Sweet things are easy 2 buy, But sweet people are difficult to find.
Life ends when U stop dreaming. Hope ends when U stop believing. Love ends when U stop caring. Friendship ends when U stop sharing.
So share this with whom ever U consider a friend. To love without condition. To talk without intention. To give without reason. And to care without expectation is the heart of a true friend... Forward this to all the people whom U consider as your true friend.
Dont forget to send it back to ME ..... If U Care........ Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. Send to all the people you love or don't want to lose in 2009, even me.... If you get 3 back, you are a great friend
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Jun 3 2009 12:31 PM

Hi sweetie just stopping by to show you some love..:)

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May 31 2009 12:43 PM

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May 26 2009 4:28 AM

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May 16 2009 3:36 PM

Hi Kelly,

I'd like to invite you and all your friends to check out (and hopefully subscribe to) my blog concerning the launch of my new novel, Child Finder. My book has already received some great reviews before its official release on June 9th. It is a mystery/suspense thriller -- and is only the first in a trilogy I am contracted to write.

Click here to access my blog where I will post information about the book's availability as well as signing events.  Also, be sure to check out my novel's website (www.childfinder.us) for more detailed information about the story, my background, and publication schedules.

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May 4 2009 12:10 AM

If you missed my latest episode on Chimpsy Radio, here is the full Podcast.

* Elitism...Larry King thinks that someone should "think for the masses"... * Stephanie Miller doesn't understand how Obama failing means America wins...I explain it... * The "Pirates of the Beltway" have hijacked our economy... * Obama kicks off his "World Apology Tour"... * Napolitano and the DHS trying to link traditional and founding values to "extremism"... * Susan Rosgen of CNN demonstrates "objective journalism" in her coverage of the Tea Parties... * Nancy Pelosi thumbs her nose at angry voters who protested at the Tea Parties... * And More....


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May 3 2009 3:00 PM

Hi sweetie I have been gone all wekend so I thought that I would just stop by and show you some loven....:)

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Apr 6 2009 9:49 AM

Hi sweetie I'm of to work I just wanted to let you know that I was thinking about you and wanted to send some love your way...:)

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