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  • Robert Karp

  • 23 / Male
  • Cranston, Rhode Island, US
  • Last Login: 2/7/2010

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  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Cranston
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Jewish
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: cashier @ cvs

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  • CVS

    • Cranston, Rhode Island US
    • cashier
    2004-now

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Sex is like McDonalds...I’m Lovin It!
Pussy is like Subway...Eat Fresh!
Dick is like Gatorade...Is it in you?
This joke is like an STD...so spread it!

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  • ☆HEAd MiStRESS☆

    Dec 17 2009 4:11 AM

    i love you fish face!!!!
  • ☆HEAd MiStRESS☆

    Dec 10 2009 2:45 AM

    happy birfday; even thouqh i already said it hahahaha;
  • Justine

    Sep 15 2009 5:41 AM

    dear rob. I figured its been a while since ive commented you with some ridiculous random drunken hoopla. One...patrick swayzee is dead. Not to b confused with the band swayzee who i love. Two..there is a band called chickenfoot n i do beleive i was shafted one hundred dollors. Three... I do beleive i have a dilema. I would be entirely in the other lane. Four...hes such a dick...i hate him...oh hes here gotta let you go. Haha. Five...its called search log...no defintly log...oh order lookup...yeah thats the one. God...we have way to many inside jokes.
  • EA_GA_SL_RissieMCarissa Moshier

    Sep 8 2009 12:36 AM

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    Sep 8 2009 12:36 AM

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  • dangermouse

    Aug 21 2009 8:26 PM

    Hey mister, where you at? Talk to me some time, i miss your witty banter

    - JiMBOB
  • Justine

    Aug 9 2009 4:07 AM

    dear rob...you are a jew
  • Justine

    Jul 12 2009 10:59 PM

    dear rob...you may NOT Shave your vagina with an apple. Instead you shall shave it with a potato...mashed potatoes that is. Everyone in the world will be totally envious of how cleanly shaved your baby maker is. Ps...if u insist on telling people you have a vagina...people will insist on calling you a homosexual. The world is cruel rob...its damn cruel. Barcardi party bitch...its coming...i dont know when...but when it does...well...ok...ull probably just end up watching porn on my couch alone but its ok...cuz well laugh about it for months. Immmm out yo!
  • Justine

    Jun 22 2009 5:21 AM

    dear rob...that guy at the door...his name is anthony...not the other anthony...well the kid i thought was anthony...it wasnt him. Instead its the anthony that knows the fake anthony who i texted to tell that i had seen anthony then remembered that he was anthony. Yeah...Ps...ur vagina is amazing. lol
  • •°¤*(¯'°( Tanya Blunt )…

    Jun 9 2009 11:56 PM

    i miss u!!
  • Justine

    May 30 2009 3:30 PM

    dear fuckin rob, lets chase shots of jager with more shots of jager. You know its a bad thing when the waitress shuts you off. Haha. Its totally cool rob...i know his last name...his first name...thats a tad fuzzy. What he looked like...fuzzy. The car ride...fuzzy...but he wore magnums...that i do know lol n that n his last name r the only two things that matter. Kthanx...the end. Hahaha
  • Justine

    May 5 2009 10:42 PM

    dear rob...lets not watch a porno...ever. Kthanx. I dont watch pornos...i star in my own lol
  • Justine

    May 3 2009 6:32 AM

    dear fuckin rob! Im gunna comment the shit outta your myspace page. So here goes. Ima tell u a story. Once apon a time there was a pony that was red n blue. N pink. N green. N orange. Ok...man...it was a fuckin rainbow pony. N it galloped...alll over cvs. N shit little rainbow pellets all over the place. N then chris ate the rainbow pellets. N it was delious. N then connie became a monster n ate the world. N u were the only survior. N then u had to repopulate the earth with a dog. N u had midgit babies with fur. N all the world would be midgit dogs. The end.
  • Justine

    May 3 2009 5:40 AM

    dear rob...im drunk n ur a cock block. Ur in my kitchen...n i love it. U will be my brother for life. N u will glow. I will get u laid. N u will sexy sex all over ur sex time. My aunt loves u...u fuckin sluutt. N u will be blood for ever. I will not sex u..cuz brothers n sisters create bad babies. N american pie is funny. U mastrbate into a pie. Ur on my couch...n u sleep there. Sleeping is amzing. Sleep here...yay
  • Justine

    Apr 28 2009 2:40 AM

    dear rob...u may not have syrup on any pancakes. Im on a diet u fool...as far as toni...no rob baby esta in her casa. So...move on fool.
  • Justine

    Apr 25 2009 1:19 AM

    dear rob...your a tool. U may use the coupon. But if u wait...were having an amazing sale going on. You wont be able to beleive ur eyes or wallet.
  • Justine

    Feb 19 2009 5:57 AM

    no baby esta in la casa haha
  • This Life not heaven yo…

    Feb 14 2009 2:42 PM


    MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts
  • ψ Michelle ψMichelle G

    Feb 3 2009 3:20 AM

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    Jan 26 2009 4:30 AM

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    Jan 21 2009 1:53 AM

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    Jan 20 2009 6:23 AM

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    Jan 16 2009 5:47 AM

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    Jan 16 2009 5:44 AM

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    Jan 13 2009 5:15 PM

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