Joey
Joey laminate your soul so's it won't get all krinkely

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29 years old
Esther, Kansas
United States

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    Joey's Interests
GeneralI like to do shit that's fun, and, umm, I also enjoy doing fun shit, Sometimes I take pictures, and sometimes I think I should be taking pictures when Im not. I also like to think about the girls Im too scared to talk to, and watch mr. show and couch surf for months on end, me gusto fumar mota buena. Boy, If you're not drinking heavily, you better be engaged in some heavy drinking. That was one of my theories. theories get proven wrong all the time. I like that about theories.
MusicBECK!, BUilt to Spill, Dinosaur Jr., Radiohead, Anything Ian Mason, Tom Waits, THey Might be Giants, Modesto Miico, Bill Hicks, Blackalicious, Common, Ween THe D, The dead, Dismemberment Plan, Flaming Lips, Faith No More, Johnny Cash, DVDA, Vent, Phillip Bell, Mr. Bob Marley, Right Said Fred, WHat the Shit, Clocks that Bark, Murky diSmall's dirty sunshine club, Empty L, Mr Bungle, Rilo Kiley, smooth sounds of the early 1800's, is your toilet running? Fcuk Yuo Fcuk mae, Hum is the best band you never heard of ever, Sonic Youth, Burt Reynold's Trans AM, And Most iportantly, Mr. Stevie Wonder. Oh yeah and Mahavishnu Orchestra and Hocus Pokus by Focus (those who know). And right now Im totally into the Calamity Cubes.
MoviesThe Dude obides, Cannibal the Musical, Ramenstein, Evil Dead II, "Oh are they?", Bottle Rocket, Run Ronnie Run, www.throughbeingnice.com, True Romance, Waiting for Guffman, Get Hip to Brazil MofucKer"That's enough I mean it...Anybody want a peanut" , Can You Digg It
Televisionthat Bitch Mr Show, Heat Vision and Jack, MacGuyver, Histories Mysteries, Daily Show, BRak Lives, MST3K , TV Nation, Family Guy, The State anybody feel me?
BooksBig Brother Magazine (R.I.P.)
HeroesRonnie Dobbs, Scott Wingate, BRuce Cambell, Jesus(the myspace version), When I was a kid, I was stoked on Kirby Pucket. Bob Odenkirk,Robert Dinero in Brazil..
Groups: Flash Animations For MyspaceThe art group that [evidently] sucks (as much).Team Awesometown Actionadventure Planet sub sandwich warrior destroyersanator!Don't Teal'k Me!!!!!!!!Hemp Industries AssociationMVNGlobal Warming is a HoaxKansas City Skateboarding

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     Joey's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Wichita MoFuckN Kansas
Body type:6' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:Yes / No
Occupation:Musician
Income:Less than $30,000

   Joey's Schools
Northwest High
Wichita,Kansas
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
 

1995 to 1999



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   Joey's Blurbs
About me:
I think girls are pretty. girls that talk to me are prettier. Life's twice as nice on ice. so are long island Ice teas. I swear, I don't have fleas. Im a picture taker, even if I don't have a camara with me, my eyes are constantly shooting photos. MY Favorite thing to do besides shoot photos is Recording music with my friends and watching adult swim. If you're this bored, checkl out www.dotphoto.com type in user name: jmfk and password: jmfk that will take you to a wonderful place full of skatephotos and good times. try it, it's fun, free, and easy. Seriously, if you're this bored you might as well. Sweet Dreams everybody
Who I'd like to meet:
You and others like you. and me sometime maybe. the real me, not the me the glides through this empty gesture.

   Joey's Friend Space (Top 40)
Joey has 706 friends.
 The Calamity Cubes 


 high diving ponies 


 Old Canes 


 Joey Henry's Dirty Sunshine Club 


 My Robot Has a Soul 


 Echo of the Elms 


 the Kody Oh aka Dog Face 


 Adam Lee & the Dead Horse Sound Company 


 Mallory Knox™ 


 YUKONJIMIJON 


 sasha 


 Kah-nihn 


 thurn-o-tron 


 Asher 


 Wruff Draught 


 Ian 


 CUNNILINGUS 


 Nathan 


 Mikey141414 


 Scott 


 $arita 


 kelly delamor 


 noakins 


 natektoniks 


 Philip Bell 


 Eric 


 Peerless Princess 


 Samantha Crain 


 Chelsea 


 joeygirl 


 William the Craken 


 Ninabird 


 The Avett Brothers 


 Scarlet Begonia 


 Neesa the Best Pizza You'll Ever Have 


 Ashleigh 


 Carrie 


 TinHorn Molly 


 Lieslette the Ingruel 


 krazyman 





Joey's Friends Comments
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Portal of Transcendence

Portal of Transcendence



Dec 25 2009 1:05 AM

happy Kwanzaa!
Les

Les



Dec 20 2009 9:27 PM

safety meeting soon sir ;)
whatta say
bradFord

Brad Klemmer



Nov 19 2009 4:44 AM

happy belated b day bro =]


Sailor

Sailor



Nov 18 2009 8:05 AM

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Sailor

Sailor



Nov 18 2009 7:57 AM

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trainwreck

trainwreck



Nov 17 2009 10:58 PM

you too buddy...don't have too much fun today.....i did last night hehe!!!!!
lauren

Lauren Krum



Nov 17 2009 8:52 PM

Happy Birfday!
Robin

Robin



Nov 17 2009 3:11 PM

Happy Day!
Portal of Transcendence

Portal of Transcendence



Nov 17 2009 7:50 AM

loving you my stoic biblical handsome fella. happy birthday*
mademoiselle.meghan

mademoiselle.meghan



Nov 4 2009 12:44 PM

p.s. i am buying a long board skateboard, a comet crystal chalice drop to be precise. and happy birthday, early cause i'd rather not tell ya late
Mike

Mike Whalen



Oct 30 2009 3:54 AM

GO TO WARPEDCHERRY.COM
WARPEDCHERRY.COM
Genna

Genna warren



Oct 24 2009 3:40 PM

awww joey, one day we will no longer meet up in joey fufu land. i love you and i miss you- yours always
Erica Jolene

Erica Jolene



Oct 20 2009 2:11 PM

ahhhhh SNART!
Peggy McAwesomepants

Peggy McAwesomepants



Sep 22 2009 10:36 PM

you guys were great at Winfield...and Bear vs. Scientist is my new fave song by CC.  Thought I would let you know it's a damn fine song, since you wrote it.
The Terrible Airplane (writing and recording)

The Terrible Airplane (writing and recording)



Sep 5 2009 5:01 PM


Joe the Dude

Joe the Dude



Aug 23 2009 3:14 AM

Hey bro!  Let's sk8 and rock the fuck out sometime soon!!!
YUKONJIMIJON

Yukon Jimijon



Aug 22 2009 3:24 AM

Ditto two doors down.
Portal of Transcendence

Portal of Transcendence



Aug 21 2009 3:44 PM

damn I love that place in Ft. Collins damn good sammiches! I say! LOVE YOU!
brianne noel

brianne Grimmer Hanson



Aug 17 2009 2:50 PM

hi joey. i miss you.
Mari

Mari Stevenson



Aug 16 2009 4:16 PM

Posted all the skate pics....check 'em out! They ROCK!!!!
Chayla

Chayla Caires



Aug 14 2009 9:50 AM

Didn't make it to your show the other night. Obviously..
Couldn't find anyone to go with me and I have a TERRIBLE fear of driving in the mountains. I also had to be at work the next morinin. Hope you'll be in CO a while! Call me or text me the next time you'll be here and I will plan it a ton better! Miss your face! See you soon hopefully.

PixieB

Pixie B



Aug 11 2009 5:14 AM

nice to re-meet you!  have fun on tour!
Cletus Got Shot

Cletus Got Shot



Aug 4 2009 9:52 PM

Cletus Got Shot

josh

josh



Aug 3 2009 7:21 PM

let's have a parking lot listening party at yr show wednesday, brova.
Mallory Knox™

Mallory Knox™



Jul 23 2009 2:54 AM

JOEYYYYYYYYYYY when u commin out here
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