Toast
Toast Suicidal paranoiacs will say anything to get laid.

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25 years old
Berkeley, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 11/26/2009
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    Toast's Interests
GeneralCome one, come all to Toasty's Circus of Obscenity! W3RD UP!!! Image hosted by Photobucket.com Image hosted by Photobucket.comincluding but not limited to: titties, beer, fireworks, cigarettes, bacon, porn, rum, weed, reptiles, angry music, lawn gnomes, whiskey, halloween, flatulence, energy drinks, pills, sex, legos, pie, sharpies, comic books, popsicles, zombies, chinese fooood, plaid, godzilla, sporks, vodka, paintball guns, el chupacabra, sandwiches, midgets, raves, cartoons, mushrooms, those little bubbles you get out of $0.25 vending machines and the swell stuff they have inside, LSD, pez dispencers, leather, monkeys, coffee, dinosaurs, hawaiian barbeque, sleep deprivation, cemetaries, skateboards, 7-11, ninjas, your sister, flamin' hot cheetos, stripclubs, putting your toothbrush up my ass while you're sleeping, full moons.....not necessarily in that order.
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MoviesYou're Frank
Hello, Frank. We really don't know what went wrong
with you. Were you not satisfied with life?
Just decided to go whacko one day? Or maybe
you're more all-knowing than the rest of us...
We may never know if you really came from the
future. Oh, and kudos on the bunny-suit.

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Which Trainspotting Character Are You?
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I been a cartoon junkie since way back in the day, foo. I remember that shit from fuckin' elementary school: soon as that bell rang at 3:00 I was all like Looney Toon's Roadrunner kickin' up dust clouds n' shit, runnin' home to grab Nintendo Power and a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles and post up on the couch to trip out on the Duck Tizzle, with Hizzle, Dizzle, and Lizzle and blingin' ass Uncle Scrizzle, fo shizzle (that's right I said that shit, 'cause snoopdog talk only sounds cool coming from a white guy when he's talkin' about Disney characters, you wanna fight about it, bitch?!)! And I'm still doin the same shit today: every sunday is a fuckin' by-any-means-necessary G.I. Joe mission to find a spot with a working TV to crash for Animation Domination and Adult Swim. Throw in some porn and a bowl of weed and I've been sittin' pretty since like 1991!!!
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Groups: B-HIGH, REAL HIGHpuck is your pimpAlchemistSwisher Sweet AddictsLOVE AND PEACEZakk Wylde Kicks ASS!!! BLS forever!!!RIP Mitch HedbergREALLY REALLY BORED

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     Toast's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Berkeley
Body type:5' 9" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Children:I don't want kids
Education:High school
Occupation:Ruler of all humans (and some higher primates)

   Toast's Schools
St Marys College High School
Berkeley,CA
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1999 to 2002

   Toast's Companies
Guies-Smith Pharmacutical Inc.
Berkeley, California US
Guinea Pig
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About me:
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Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
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If I had 3 wishes.... ...I would kill just about everybody.... ressurect them with full knowledge of what happened... and kill them again.
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The Devil Card
You are the Devil card. The Devil is based on the
figure Pan, Lord of the Dance. The earthy
physicality of the devil breeds lust. The
devil's call to return to primal instincts
often creates conflict in a society in which
many of these instincts must be kept under
control. Challenges posed by our physical
bodies can be overcome by strength in the
mental, emotional, and spiritual realms. Pan is
also a symbol of enjoyment and rules our
material creativity. The devil knows physical
pleasure and how to manipulate the physical
world. Material creativity finds its output in
such things as dance, pottery, gardening, and
sex. The self-actualized person is able to
accept the sensuality and usefulness of the
devil's gifts while remaining in control of any
darker urges. Image from The Stone Tarot deck.
http://hometown.aol.com/newtarotdeck/

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Who I'd like to meet:
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Toast's Friends Comments
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India

India



Nov 4 2009 11:57 PM

hey man, you still around berkeley? how is life
The Atom Age

The Atom Age



Nov 3 2009 2:39 PM

Go get a zip of Juicy Rock'N'Roll!!!
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AntiProduct



Oct 30 2009 3:25 AM

CLICK THE IMAGE BELOW TO GET THE AMAZING NEW AntiProduct ALBUM ‘PLEASE TAKE YOUR CASH" NOW!! SEND US YOUR EMAIL FOR A FREE MP3!!!

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Dear Indugu

Dear Indugu



Sep 27 2009 10:04 PM


updated stork flyer



Donny Brook

Never Knows Best



Aug 18 2009 9:51 AM

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Scarabæus Maximus

Scarabæus Maximus



Aug 11 2009 8:01 PM

I heard you tried to call me. I haven't had my Los Angeles number in over two years. My newest number is (510) 499-9842.
F.F.

Fridelyn Fierstein



Jul 23 2009 8:55 AM

God of Shamisen

God of Shamisen



Jul 22 2009 1:01 AM

Looking thru our local friends -
We're playing a one-off all ages show Friday July 31 in Oakland!

FAUNA VALETTA

FAUNA VALETTA



Jul 17 2009 7:58 PM

Hope to see ya there

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Scarabæus Maximus

Scarabæus Maximus



Jul 15 2009 6:42 PM

Well, even if you're not going to respond to my myspace mail, I definitely still need my copy of Futurama on PS2 back.
Scarabæus Maximus

Scarabæus Maximus



Jul 12 2009 2:03 AM

What's going on, Toast? I sent you a message, and was wondering if you wanted to hang out before I leave for Seattle.
Dear Indugu

Dear Indugu



Jul 5 2009 6:46 AM

Hey man,
we're playing a free show in berkeley if ya feel like hanging out!

Starry plough flyer


OneWerd

OneWerd



Jun 30 2009 1:37 AM

Brainwash show
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Jun 30 2009 12:02 AM

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Liana

Liana



Jun 24 2009 6:49 AM

Toasty boy...how aarreee you? I haven't seen you in so long. I don't even know if you check myspace anymore but if you do...hi!
Core

Core



Jun 3 2009 10:23 AM

Hey remember me, Jim from The Center? 
I have a new project now CORE (http://www.myspace.com/thecentercore) and we have been selected as a Finalist for the Rockstar Mayhem Festival Pick The Band Contest. Please do us a favor and vote! It is free to sign up and voting starts Monday June 1st. It's down to 15 bands out of Thousands. The Winner gets a recording contract with a Major Lable and plays a VIP show for Marilyn Manson and Slayer on July 31.  You can vote once a day everyday for the next 2 wks at  http://www.picktheband.com. Please try and get as many people as you can to vote for us (CORE) as EVERY VOTE COUNTS and WE NEED THE SUPPORT!

Thanks,
Jim
AshleighBat™ [DARK]Ø[WP]

AshleighBat™ [DARK]Ø[WP]



Apr 12 2009 11:59 PM

Happy zombie jesus day
Porter™

Porter™



Apr 12 2009 9:41 PM

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Patrick Star



Apr 11 2009 9:10 AM

dude how is it going up or down where u r
*****SS.Star*****

Tristu White



Mar 9 2009 8:12 AM


MySpace Comments
Meredith

Meredith J



Mar 6 2009 8:45 PM

Hey whats up guy i haven't seen in 3 years but can rock a pair of fairy wings. I'm in town this weekend because of jill.

You knew her right?
The Dark Art of Joe Roger

Joe Roger



Feb 2 2009 3:00 AM

www. JoeRoger. com
Merrick of Amerika

Merrick of Amerika



Jan 30 2009 2:30 PM

We should go grab a beer sometime soon.
Peter Alsop

Peter Alsop



Dec 12 2008 9:30 PM

Every Christmas season, I find myself wondering, what kind of a kid was Jesus?
I mean, after he got himself out of the manger?
We shot this video in 1992 with my daughter Willow.
It's won some awards and is used in churches, temples & Sunday school classes.
It addresses homelessness and caring for each other on this planet.
It's called
WHEN JESUS WAS A KID.
Feel free to pass this on to friends and family.
Happy, merry, warm and loving holidays to you and your loved ones.
Bye for now - Peter Alsop

http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=3hXL1cPBzYI




Merrick of Amerika

Merrick of Amerika



Dec 8 2008 7:39 AM

I think I found something you might appreciate, if you haven't already seen it. Tell me what you think.

http://www. banthis. com/videos/70/Muppet-Faces-of-Death. html
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