I'm the captain of the orbiting space station, R.U. Sirius.
The R.U. Sirius is earth's secret space station (so don't tell anybody) that acts as an embassy for friendly aliens and a first line of defense against hostile ones. The government's official position on aliens is that they don't exist. So, the R.U. Sirius was built to intercept visiting aliens who threatened to expose this secret through abductions, crop circles and other shenanigans. It was the brainchild of Agent X, from the Department of the paranormal. My crew include Lieutenant Pamela Mae Snap, second in command and director of security, Engineer Cliff Clueless, Science officer Dr. Mel Practice and his lab assistant, Winky.
We are Earth's official representative in the United Planets organization. Our duties include traveling to other trouble-spot planets via rocket shuttles.
My hobbies include saving the world, battling space aliens and collecting string.
Who I'd like to meet:
..Captain Kirk, Captain Picard, and Captain Crunch.