Maya's Blog
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Somebody’s comin’
I definitely feel a new blog coming soon. I haven't yet decided whether it will be about swimming with whale sharks in Mexico. A call for artists who want to create pieces for my new social club and entertainment venue, The Astoria (anyone catch the Goonies reference?) Or a treatise on the nature of Children's theatre and how it relates to art and more importantly life. Maybe a combo of all three but that would take some fancy finger work I think. What do you think? -
nose job
Hello. As you may know I've been traveling a lot lately....Nashville, Paris, Amsterdam, London, Chicago, and New York. I'm in New York now and still having a blast. Almost done though, I return on friday. I may or may not post a blog talking about how great all of it was at another time. For now I am only writing because a) I cannot watch TV because Heroes is on and I have to wait until Mardie gets home and b) because I would just like to share what a complete idiot I am. Narry 3 hours ago I went out to get a sandwich down the street about three blocks away. I get to the store and look at the door which is completely glass with this weird off set handle. There was also another door inside that door. I only mention this to try to justify somewhat the fact that I walked straight into the door thinking it was open. Not with my hands out either just straight nose to glass. I was in a bit of shock and too embarassed to go in and so numbly I moved on. After the initial shock wore off I realized I was in some pain. I was also a little faint so I literally had to sit down on the sidewalk to recuperate. I managed to get back OK after a while and even grabbed a bagel, but I now have a black, blue, and bloody knot on the bridge of my nose. I'm going to be a pretty princess when we go to see the opera tomorrow night. Now that I've publicly displayed my humiliation I guess I'll be going. I can't wait to see you all when I get back and maybe I'll still have my New York battle scar. I am so retarded sometimes especially when it comes to glass doors. If this blog is horribly mispelled forgive me I can't wear my glasses at the moment. -
Halloween Party
Current mood:
Hello all. I was trying to make an event invitation to the Halloween Party I'm hosting but of course stinky Myspace is not working properly (surprise, surprise). So here is one version of my invitation to You...yes you too....for this here, soiree. It will be Saturday October 27th. begining around 9:00 pm. You are all invited...assuming I actually know you in real life or know someone you know. I don't want any weird myspace wackado stalkers showing up so if you fall into that catagory you are not invited. Sorry. Of course it's a costume party but I will understand if you don't want to dress up....even though all the cool kids will. ;) Bring what you like if you want. There will be Beer and snacky things....oh yeah and a fabulous Halloween playlist (Josh will back me up on this). One other thing to mention, I'm leaving for Europe for the next two weeks and won't be back untill a couple of days before the party. So I won't be able to call and remind people or even make sure that everyone got invited. If you wouldn't mind helping me out by inviting people yourself. I trust you all not to bring a real psychopathic killer over. That's it then, I hope everyone can come. Bonvoyage.
giddy
p.s. I really do have a perfect house for a Halloween Party. Mwah ha ha. -
Zen Master
Current mood:
I was just about to lay down in the middle of the afternoon and take a nap. I was blowing my nose and I noticed a fly buzzing around. I stared at it and it just sat there. I picked up a book to try to swat it but it flew away. Then, just as I was about to get in bed I saw it again buzzing right next to where I was about to sleep. I knew this would be a problem. Who can sleep with a fly buzzing around? So without even really thinking about it, I stuck out my hand and snatched that fly right out of the air. I didn't really think that I'd be able to do it, flies are notoriously hard to smack with your hand. I carried it outside and released it. I felt kind of proud of my zen like reflexes so I thought I'd share. Now it's time to take that nap.
sleepy
p.s. I'm so glad Myspace finally wised up and got spell check on these things.
On the day you wrote this blog post I was involved in the shooting on hemming plaza. I was sorry that you responded to my friend request by blocking. I'm sorry If I offended you Maya.
All 3!!! Or maybe 3 different ones. At any rate, go for it!
Hurray for P90X
Hurray, it has a name!! While I like it (and the reference), I was rooting for The Temple of Doom.