The next generation. How are they gonna fix what we're so busy messing up?
Music
Movies
Talkies.
Especially talkies with talking apes from the future.
Or Wookies.
Or orcs.
Or 30' tall apes.
Television
Do they still have television? Other than the great 60s Saturday morning cartoons, what else is there? OK, Batman, Dark Shadows, and Star Trek. But still! OK, Carson, The Mike Douglas Show, American Bandstand, early SNL, and MTV from '81 to '85. Other than that... know what I mean?
Books
Anything with a Frazetta cover.
Anything by J.R.R. Tolkien.
Anything by C.S. Lewis.
Anything by Edgar Rice Burroughs.
Anything by Robert E. Howard.
Milton's Paradise Lost.
Dante's Inferno.
60s/70s Fantastic Four and Spiderman comics.
70s/80s X-Men and Daredevil.
Rock bios.
Science fiction.
Aquarium books.
Dinosaur books.
Books about ancient civilizations.
Cryptozoology and crazy, half-baked pseudoscience books.
Heroes
My amazing daughter, Miss Steimle, and those who treat her well.
Anyone who's been hurt, whose heart is still kind.
Nice people.
so if you missed my big birthday show a couple of weeks ago, have no fear, we are doing it again!!! i need your help filling up this show at Hotel Cafe...June 8th..its really really important that i have a crowd there...so can you come? can you bring 50 people? can you bring birthday present? haha, j/k, i just need a crowd, so hoping you can come! xoxo lelia
Here's our first original song, written specifically for Gretchen Bonaduce's new TV show (debuting Saturday 9pm on Fox Reality, Reinventing Bonaduce"). It's on my profile's player. Take a listen, cuz it rules. :)
Hi David, thanks for hooking up - wow The Boys Who Rock! My first venture into publication. I still have one treasured copy - where all the others went I don't know. I'm looking at it now - the Stones crowd, you've aged well! Wishing you all the best for 2009. PD
Just got this 'joke' this morning. Posted it on my 'Words of Wisdom' blog.
'How a Marriage Works'
A newly wed couple had only been married for two weeks . The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, ' Honey , I'll be right back. '
' Where are you going , coochy cooh? ' asked the wife.
'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer. '
The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love? ' She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, ' Yes, lolly pop. . .but at the bar. . .you know. . . they have frozen glasses. ..'
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,
'You want a froze n glass , puppy face? 'She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chill s just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, ' Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d' oeuvres that are really delicious. .. I won' t be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
You want hors d' oeuvres, pooch i pooh? ' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d' oeuvres : chicken wings , pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
'But my sweet honey ... At the bar. .. You know. . . there's swearing, dirty words and all that. ..'
'You want dirty words , Dickhead? Drink your f-ing beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your mother f-ing snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't f-ing going anywhere! Got it, A-hole?'
HaHaHaHa!!!!!!!! I'm STILL laughing!! OMG!! I just thought if I was going to be SCARED you'd have to be scared with me!!!! Kind of endearing if you think about it!! You gave me a good laugh today! THANKS DAVID!! HaHa Bwahhaaaaaaaha!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!! xo
Thanks for your kind comment on my blog. I learned (the hard way) we should always make sure that the people who touch our hearts, know what they mean to us. I never want to regret not saying I love you.
