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Jim Choquette

General Info

  • Genre:

    Stand-Up / Political Humor / Rated R
  • TV Shows

    MTV Europe "Freestyle"
    Numerous Skateboard Videos
    Activision's "Tony Hawk's Underground"
  • Website

    jimsnotfunny.com
  • Bio

    25 year-old, Tampa-based comedian with some things to say... Is that generic enough for you?


  • Influences

    Lewis
    Saget
    Rock
    Williams
    Pryor ( check this out: Official Website of Richard Pryor www.richardpryor.com... I know... I know. They didn't get the memo.)

Bio:

I'm just a 22 year-old with some shit to say. I tend to focus on sexual/relationship issues... but aren't those two the source of the most frustration in life? Especially when you have neither.... If you think I don't have anything smart to say because I'm 22... then fuck you... please?

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Member Since:

August 14, 2005

Members:

Jim Choquette

Influences:

Lewis, Pryor, Williams, Chappelle, Saget, Allen (Tim and Woody), Foxworthy, Hicks, Nealon...

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Blurbs

About me:

.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .... .. .. See if you know me... Lord knows I dont... .. .... ...... .. .............. ............Take My Quiz on..QuizYourFriends.com.......... .. .......... Can you Ace my quiz?........ ...... .............. Yes!...... ...... .............. No...... ...... .............. Let's Find Out!...... .... ...... .......... ...... .... Bright Eyes - Most Amazing Song Ever If You've Ever Been in Love... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..........HowManyOfMe.com..........................There are:......2......people with my name..in the U.S.A.............How many have your name?............ .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Common - The Light .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Atmosphere - God Loves Ugly .. .. .. .......... ........What Pseudo Historical Figure Best Suits You?......created with ..QuizFarm.com........ ....You scored as ..C.G. Jung....You are more of a spiritualist than would be immediately apparent. Some of your notions are questioned by the cynical, but deep down you know the human consciousness is more than the flesh and tissue can account for. You tend to take a scientific observationist look on matters the average person wouldn't even begin to analyze. You personally are responsible for most of the ideas that are floating around in modern psychologist's/psychic's paltry little skulls. On the down side, you tend to be associated with that asshole Freud. ...... ..........C.G. Jung........ ..................92%..............Friedrich Nietzsche........ ..................83%..............Dante Alighieri........ ..................75%..............Sigmund Freud........ ..................67%..............Miyamoto Musashi........ ..................67%..............Adolf Hitler........ ..................58%..............Stephen Hawking........ ..................58%..............Elvis Presley........ ..................50%..............Charles Manson........ ..................42%..............Steven Morrissey........ ..................33%..............Hugh Hefner........ ..................33%..............O.J. Simpson........ ..................33%..............Jesus Christ........ ..................33%..............Mother Teresa........ ..................17%........ .... .. ..

Who I'd like to meet:

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Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Naples, FL and Tampa, FL
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 11" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Stand-Up Comedian

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