For most people, leftovers are described as "partial portions of a meal left-over from the previous night that have not been eaten". This is not the case for Leftover Chinese on Sundays. I love Chinese, I love soccer. Unfortunately, the two do not seem to love eachother. Every Sunday during soccer season I eat my Chinese at 5 or 6 and inevitably after my 8 or 9 soccer game, I get leftovers (chinese food left-over the toilet). I have tried the less spicy, I have tried the less saucy, I have tried it in a box, I have tried it with a fox... STILL there are leftovers and STILL... I refuse to change. It is a routine now, my routine. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for leftovers.