Being better than most people, including but not limited to, Astass, Joani, Jesse, Andy, Reedtard, Sam mos definitely, I'm cool with Karen, she's on my level, Jessica is right up there, and jesus christ I so goddamn know that I am better than Chris. G-man, You coming up to my level, but you still need a little work. Sean it will take years for you to reach me, Arnelle, I don't know but I have a feeling that you could reach X-treme coolness, Joe sucks dog balls, and I don't even know where to begin With old Jefe! And movies.
Music
Pink Floyd, Tool, Coheed and Cambria, Blind Melon, Neutral Milk Hotel, Centro-Matic, Modest Mouse, The Shins, Dream Theater is a band that has sex with small children for fun, The Strokes, Smashing Pumpkins, Johnny Cash, Hendrix, Rush sucks real bad, Nirvana, Dream Theater I just had to bring up that they suck really bad again, Jews and Catholics (I love you A-Face), Pearl Jam, Queen, Your Mom, The Beatles, Yeah Yeah Yeahs,
Movies
Unforgiven, Gangs of New York, Requiem for a Dream, No Retreat No Surrender, Braveheart, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, X-Men, X2, The Ring, NOT The Ring 2, Brother, Sonantine, Gay Porn (Thanks to Sam), Tombstone, Mortal Kombat Annhilation, Million Dollar Baby, Kids In THe Hall Brain Candy, Zatiochi, I Spit On Your Grave, George A. Romero's Night-Land of the Dead, The Dawn of the Dead 2004 remake, Shawn of the Dead, Guy Ritchie likes little boys and as a result makes really shitty movies, Shawsank Redemption, Despite what anyone says Boondock Saints is a steaming pile of stinking awful and I'm even Irish, Jo Mama Ah Jeah, Evil Dead Series, Silence of the Lambs (It puts the lotion on it's skin), Anything Coens (Yes even Ladykillers)
Television
The Sheild!!!!!!!! Why Lem, Why! Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Simpsons, Sureal Life, America's Next Top Model (Thanks to Bitte), The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Tick, Greg The Bunny, Blind Date and Elimidate (I know they're horrible but I can't help myself!)
Books
Animal Farm, On the Beach, Man in The High Castle, Ubik, Through a Scanner Darkly, Do Andriods Dream of Electric Sheep, Pretty much anything Phillip K. Dick, Harry Potter (Yeah I said it), The Dark Tower Series, 1984, Pretty much anything Orwell, Dragonlance, Memoirs of a Geisha (Thanks again A-Face), Chuck Palahniuk, All Quiet on the Western Front, X-Men baby!!!!! Ain't nobody likes the X-Men like me biznitch, Frank Miller, Joss Whedon, Mark Millar
Heroes
Alexiss Nicole Turner, Frank William McGovern, Margaret Connelly McGovern,Frank Michael McGovern, Sam Lackey, Astass, Wolverine, Alanna Meltzer, Bill the Butcher,Andy, Levi Cecil, Forty, Bitte Utley, Maynard James Keenan, Roger Waters, Martin Scorcese, Darren Aronofsky, Rotard, Tyra Banks, Famke Jansen, Batman, Christian Bale, Borat, Tyler A.K.A T-bones, Arnelle, Hugh Jackman, Ian McKellan, and to a lesser degree Magneto, Steven Speilburg, Bryan Singer, Tim Robbins, Joel and Ethan Coen both, Sam Raimi, Bruce Cambell, Jim Jarmusch, Johnny Depp, Spiderman occasionally, Frodo, Bill Clinton, Joani, Gambit, Chris can suck a fat one, creepy raft guy, Cyclops, Colossus, The Beast, Nightcrawler, Sabertooth a litle bit, Captain America, Heath Ledger even though he's dead, The X-Men as a whole, JOSS WHEDON, Mal Reynolds, Nathan Fillion, Jane, Adam Baldwin, Even Superman a little bit, Frank Miller
Idaho Falls Senior High School
Idaho Falls,Idaho
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Clubs: Chess, Football, Beat up the Chess Kids With Footballs, Footballs death squad, Newspaper,
My friends are numerous and all love me, what about you Joani? Where are all of your friends?
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What does your handwriting say about YOU?
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You fill every waking moment with activity.
You are a shy, idealistic person who does not find it easy to have relationships, especially intimate ones.
You are affectionate, passionate, expressive, and future-oriented.
You are not very reserved, impatient, self-confident and fond of action.
You enjoy life in your own way and do not depend on the opinions of others
Who I'd like to meet: Not you, but definitely that guy over ther! And She looks pretty cool, I wouldn't mind meeting her, but not him, he sucks balls!
Hey fag machine. How's life in the 'scow? I am kind of hurt that wolverine is on your heroes list along with the "X-Men as a whole", but not yours truely. You told me I was one of your heroes that night so long ago... We were both drunk and naked... maybe you forgot. I will be back in the home land of moscow for thanksgiving. You?
Not soon enough, you sex pony! I had a dream the other night about making babies with you, and when I woke up I was covered in blood. I couldn't stop smiling!
Ok man so I watched The Dark Knight finally and I must say that I was not let down. Even better was the preview for The Watchers at the beginning of the movie. I must say supper excited about that, not to mention the great music that it was put to by non other than the Pumpkins.
Hey buddy... well I guess the truth is out. You weren't invited to my wedding as your punishment for buying the wrong Boggle. God Billy!!!! How could you?! With such little practice I will continuously have to spank you at that game. What can a girl do.(shoulder shrug) Tell Jesus I heart him and I heart you. Glad life is good. When you crazy kids come into town we should rendevous @ the crown!
p.s. Dane Cook isn't so cool now, I agree but his early stuff, like "Harmful if Swallowed" is still pretty good in my book...you should check out the Christ Chex skit if you haven't seen that one already. I actually more of a fan of Pablo Fransisco, you should check "Bits and Pieces" that is pretty fuckin funny all the way through.
I lost all my PS2 game saves so if we get down with some Legends II it will have to be from the beginning, but oh well.
You'll get your fucking portrait you donkey raping shit eater!
dude i was just thinking about you yesterday because i watched my left foot, and you always talked about how boss daniel day-lewis is (totally). i think i'm in love with him. i can't stop watching his movies.
