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Nicol Paone

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About me:

I can be very funny at times and at other times awkwardly shy. So cliche, I know. Right now I am a cast member on "THE BIG GAY SKETCH SHOW," which is produced by Rosie O'Donnell, Scott King (Mad TV)and Jim Biederman (Kids in the Hall, The Whitest Kids You Know). I have been working with the folks over at FUNNYORDIE a lot lately. I do shows all around town mostly @ UCB, COMEDY CENTRAL, and GROUNDLINGS. I just found out that my videos are showing during the LA IMPROV'S ONLINE TRAFFIC SCHOOL, so you can see me there if you have a moving violation. I don't know if you can just go to the site and watch my videos without having a moving violation, but I will find out for you. BOOM! It's on my list!!!! I was a semi-professional soccer player in Europe and played for The Manchester United Supporters Club. While visiting Manchester's Old Trafford stadium, I tried to stuff myself in David Beckham's locker so I could "surprise propose" but my coach found out and made me get out of his locker immediately. Coach just didn't understand. Also, I was the leading scorer, so watch out I'M VERY QUICK. See? I just blew right past you. KEEP UP!!!!!! I love a dog named RINGO, being a pisces and you. Let's plan a trip!!! I am doing a very funny webseries called "Cleveland's Next Top Model," with the creators of PLANET UNICORN. I am learning how to play the drums and speak Italian. Tutto a posto! See? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Me on MERRILLWOOD

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Who I'd like to meet:

Who do you want answering the phone at the White House? ..>Hillary Clinton 3am Ad on FunnyOrDie.com..>

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Nutley, NJ
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Actress/Writer/Semi-Pro Athlete/Explorer/Drummer

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