I lost your contact info SLORB. On the night of my birthday I got so fucking smashed! 6 Irish car bombs, 1 long island ice tea, 2 screwdrivers, a shot of vodka, a shot of Tequila, and a shot of Cogenac. I threw up in a curry restaurant, yelled that I was the vampire lestat, and tried to get a prostitute for my virgin friend. I wanted to invite you but lost your phone number!
