Porcelain

About me:

im a lady in my own right.

i have an unhealthy obsession with blood.

i am obsessive compulsive over the number 9.

i am the worst speller.

im the only person who thinks my jokes are funny.

i stare at people too long.

i paint, sew, and pin shit to the wall. i guess you could say im crafty.

im an expert at running away from my problems.

BIG time people watcher.

my laugh sounds fake.

i think too much.

i am oblivious to the world around me. im not ignoring you.

i visit dictionary.com more than any other website. this ties in with me being the worst speller ever.

i .HATE. airports. a section of my hair turns gray every time i check my bags.

im a big time piercing junkie, and i pimp my piercer out every chance i get. he has been sent sent down from the heavens to pierce all, and his shop is in my top. witness his handy work below. i had that corset for 2 1/2 years.

i rarely sleep.

im the best bad driver you will ever meet.

i hold grudges, but im also way too forgiving. figure that one out.

if you interest me at all, im going to ask you what your sign is.

i hate people with bad manners. i mean, come on. break off a piece of some modern chivalry people.

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i also do burlesque shows. you should probably go to one of my shows. ;)

.BANNERS.