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Punxsutawney Phil
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Male
37 years old
Gobbler's Knob, Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania
United States
Last Login: 4/9/2009
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| General | I like to drink, hang out in the strip clubs, get high only on special occasions. But no cigarettes. I hate cigarettes. | | Music | Anything but what they play in Gobbler's Knob on February 2nd. | | Movies | The Notebook. | | Television | I live in a tree trunk damnit! Do you really think there's room for a long 26-inch HDTV in there?! | | Heroes | Me. |
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Punxsutawney, PA | | Body type: | 1' 3" / More to love! | | Ethnicity: | Black / African descent | | Religion: | Scientologist | | Zodiac Sign: | Aquarius | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Prognosticator | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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About me:
LATEST NEWS: First of all, I would like to "sincerely" apologize for my actions and statements I made on this past February 2nd to all the proud citizens of Punsutawney, Pennsylvania, and to all those across the country who watched the program on television. I did not intend to offend anyone when I called the public a "mass of obese inconsiderate douche-bags". My only excuse is that morning had dawned too quickly on me, and that I was still lingering from the effects of a hangover courtesy of the previous night. By waking me up so early and not letting me sleep, I let my temper take control of my better judgement. Due to my participation in this "great" tradition of Punxsutawney for the past several decades, I fully accept that I should've been used to the fact that the public is nothing but a collection of sniveling, bottom-feeding, pariahs. I ask that we put this incident past us and move on to "bigger" and "better" things in the future. - Phil
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Who I'd like to meet:
Anybody who likes to drink, have fun, and go cow tipping. Please refrain from spanking my ass, or doing that baby talk shit. It doesn't fly by with me. And don't BOO me everytime I predict six more weeks of winter. You think I like it? At least you get to wear a coat you jackasses!
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