Captain Spankworthy
James Austin
James Austin The innocent man ate a condemned breakfast!

Male
31 years old

United Kingdom



Last Login: 4/2/2009
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    Captain Spankworthy's Interests
GeneralWatch this obscure vintage comedian, I can't get enough of him! ..Comedy, Heavy Metal & Rock, Astronomy, The Natural World,
MusicBlack Sabbath, Metallica, Led Zep, AC DC, Megadeth, The Who, Iron Maiden, Slayer, White Witch
MoviesFilms I like are Clockwork Orange, Withnail & I, Spinal Tap, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
TelevisionTelevision is tool of propaganda used by the elite powers to condition our thoughts & behaviour. Having said that I do like Coronation Street. Comedy progs are also my thing. I love Father Ted, The Office, Rising Damp. The Mighty Boosch is enormously creative. I try to avoid adverts. As John Berger said advertising robs you of love for yourself & agrees to sell it back to you for the price of a product.
BooksAnything by Terry Pratchett, Northern Lights by Phillip Pulman
HeroesTony Iommi, James Hetfield, Ronnie James Dio, Richie Blackmore, Peter Cook, and most importantly myself.

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Status:Single
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius

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About me:
I never had a great attention-span at school & often would act the clown. I'm always looking to joke around & try to create humour, but whether it be bad or not it often amuses me. This would be a surprise to read by someone who met me or even some who 'knew' me since my outward appearance can be very stony-faced & serious-looking. Be warned that still-waters run all the way to the bottom & lurking beneath the facade is a very mischevious & cheeky character. I will admit to not having cliched guy interests such as watching all-action films such as Die Hard. Cars being set on fire & endless macho stuff isn't my thing. However, I do like some violent films like the Krays but only since certain characters fascinate me & the story is well-told. I suppose it's to do with the fact that some things are believable & actually happen whereas other fighting movies are farcical & unrealistic. My real confession is that I like psychological movies, ones where you really get inside somebody's head like A Clockwork Orange or One Flew Over The Cuckoo's nest. Most films are predictable, but directors like Stanley Kubric turn things on their head & his films take you on unexpected twists On a lighter note I'm a hugh fan of [[rock music]] and the [[electric guitar]]. I mainly like old school rock since it has more originality & virtuosity, nowadays there is too much emphasis on image & other superficial qualities. Check out this obscure, old-school performer Max Wall with his dark brand of humour & facial contortions!   I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)


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Who I'd like to meet:
Brian May 'cos he's really talented, intelligent & the most unpretentious rock star ever. Put another way, a damnable nice chap!

   
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Suzanne

Suzanne Austin



Nov 8 2008 5:02 PM

Hey u git,soon u will become a valued member of SAINSBURY'S haha!x
Suzanne

Suzanne Austin



Oct 1 2008 10:03 AM

Well well well lmao, Your hair will soon look like a master piece when i am finised with it, it will look glossy and stylish haha!
Coven

Coven



Sep 27 2008 2:01 AM

Ave James, Greetings & Salutations from The Metal Goth Queen & The Coven~I Humbly Thank Thee for Becoming a Cherished Friend of The Coven~I Pray That Thou Joineth My Other Spaces~I Most Enjoyed Thy Graven Images in Thy Picture Gallery~The Blood In My Veins Warmeth~And I Thank Thee~Gothick Illuminaten~Thy Friend...LHP Jinx of the Coven
Suzanne

Suzanne Austin



Nov 20 2007 10:49 PM

Hahaha im lovin the pic big bro well funi not as gd as myn and u no it lol!x
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