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About me:
I don't know how many bottles of beer
I have consumed while waiting for things
to get better
I dont know how much wine and whiskey
and beer
mostly beer
I have consumed after
splits with women-
waiting for the phone to ring
waiting for the sound of footsteps,
and the phone never rings
until much later
and the footsteps never arrive
until much later
when my stomach is coming up
out of my mouth
they arrive as fresh as spring flowers:
"what the hell have you done to yourself?
it will be 3 days before you can fuck me!"
the female is durable
she lives seven and one half years longer
than the male, and she drinks very little beer
because she knows its bad for the figure.
while we are going mad
they are out
dancing and laughing
with horney cowboys.
well, there's beer
sacks and sacks of empty beer bottles
and when you pick one up
the bottles fall through the wet bottom
of the paper sack
rolling
clanking
spilling gray wet ash
and stale beer,
or the sacks fall over at 4 a.m.
in the morning
making the only sound in your life.
beer
rivers and seas of beer
the radio singing love songs
as the phone remains silent
and the walls stand
straight up and down
and beer is all there is.
-Charles Bukowski
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- Status: Single
- Body type: Athletic
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Zodiac Sign: Taurus
- Occupation: Army Man
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Artesia High
- Lakewood,CA
- Graduated: 1994
- Student status: Alumni
1991 to 1994
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10 of 119MoreMissing you
I know you don't check this but just wanted to say that I love and miss you. You could try calling or emailing once in awhile to let me know you are still alive.
Kisses
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come home!!!!!
Where are ya? Sprint finally catch up with you? Come home, I miss your emails....
Sorry it's a day late but Happy Birthday. Love ya lots!
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I know it's been forever and a day since you've been on. BUT...
I just want to give you a pat on the back!
Thanks for calling and giving me the good news.
RKBA
Hey hun, just stopping in to check on you. Give me a call or something. Hugs
How the heck are ya?