Alex Garner

thx for the add :) greetings from berlin city / germany

Alex!~Ok, so why the hell haven't you been doing Illustration Full Time, not that inking over Campbell and Mad weren't something special but damn. Inker gone badass artist??? wtf? You put my Grail artworks to shame damn U!!!!

What a woman says:

"This place is a mess!

C'mon, you and I need to clean,

Your stuff is lying on the floor

and you'll have no clothes to wear

if we don't do laundry right now!"



What a man hears:

"blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON

blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I

blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR

blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES

blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW"

Thank you for the add sir! You are my my hero as far as inking! ^_- you do amazing work! I have been a fan since gen 13^_-

watch out for angry leprechauns !!! O___O

One day these two fine southern ladies were sittin' on the front porch having some iced tea. One of the women sticks out her hand for the other woman to see, and in her long southern drawl says "Look at this ring my husband gave me.
Isn't it nice?"

To which the other woman replies, "Oh that's nice, that's real nice.
"

The first woman then says , "And just last month he took me on one of them Caribbean cruises.
"

The second woman again replies, "Oh that's nice, that's real nice.
"

"Well sweetheart doesn't your husband ever buy you nice things or send you nice places?"

"Oh", the second woman responds, "When we first got married he did send me to etiquette school." "Why'd he do that?" the first woman asks. To which the second fine southern woman replies, "Well you see, before, when someone told me about the jewellery their husband gave them, or the trips he sent her on, I would have just said I don't give a fuck, but now I say that's nice, that's real nice.
"

Have a great weekend!

Thank's for the add. I'm a huge fan of your art.