About me:
I was molested by a gang of marauding robots at the tender young age of 8. This has scarred my psyche in immeasurable ways, as well as giving me the uncanny ability to sneeze on command.
Who I'd like to meet:
Some well-trained Pavlovian dogs.
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Sep 24 2009 4:48 PM
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Jun 30 2009 5:55 PM
AV!004
MOVIE STAR JUNKIES
Junkyears 12''
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Jun 14 2009 11:40 PM
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Dec 14 2008 5:35 AM
Do you have a portfolio for your artwork?
Dec 11 2008 2:51 AM
Dec 9 2008 12:26 AM
did you get the strange boy's cdr at that show? i need to get it from someone, joey didn't get it
Dec 8 2008 8:19 PM
and i hear you made this flyer i've been using here.
bravo
Dec 8 2008 3:45 PM
Dec 5 2008 3:34 PM
But anyway...I know Steve Irwin is dead. Without delay I will remove that.
YOU ROCK.
Nov 24 2008 5:00 PM
Caulking crap definitely doesn't taste like peanut butter candy. Stay away from it.
Also, you should stay away from this scary girl two chairs down from me. Ever since I sat down she hasn't stopped talking about glazed doughnuts. The conversation is neither interesting or enticing. I think she works at the testing center and everytime I go I get this feeling like she is suspecting me to cheat. Do I look like a cheater? Maybe my twitchy eye is making me look suspicious.
This damn eye. Hasn't stopped twitching yet. I'm about ready to take a spoon to it and scoop it out. If it doesn't stop, I'll probably be sporting a helmet soon. I hear eye problems are the beginning signs of mental retardation. Well shoot.
Nov 22 2008 8:08 PM
I bet potpouri tastes absolutely terrible! One time Jesse made me eat that caulking insulation crap that you put around windows to seal them up. It looked like a deformed circus peanut so of course I took a bite. Then I quickly spit it right out. Oh brothers. They kill babies and we lock them in garages.
We should defintely hang out. I get off work at 5 and probably will have nothing to do.
Nov 21 2008 5:25 PM
I actually somewhat believe that apples wake you up a bit. But you only stay that way for like 5 minutes. Sometimes I think I have narcolepsy.
At this moment in time I am starving and there is a "single mom survey" that you can take and get a free candy bar. Do I look like a single mother? I've got to make this look convincing. Time to get frumpy.
Let's hang out soon.