Bryan

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I don't know why anyone still uses MySpace these days. Posted at 6:32 PM Sep 30 view more

  • Bryan Gomm

  • 25 / Male
  • Provo, Utah, US
  • Last Login: 11/15/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Visual arts, good music, skateboarding, politics, friends, bad Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, long walks on the beach, puppies vanilla ice-cream and rainbows.
  • Music

  • Television

    Lately, it's Venture Bros. and The Mighty Boosh.
  • Books

    Science fiction, politics, science and history. Anything I find interesting, really.
  • Heroes

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: San Antonio, TX
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 9" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Dork Sandwich
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Schools

Companies

  • Information Acquisition Systems Corp.

    • San Antonio, TX US
    • Computer Service Specialist
    2004 - Present
  • ProPix Event Photography

    • Orem, UT US
    • Photographer, Sales
    2007 - Present

Blurbs

About me:

I was molested by a gang of marauding robots at the tender young age of 8. This has scarred my psyche in immeasurable ways, as well as giving me the uncanny ability to sneeze on command.

Who I'd like to meet:

Some well-trained Pavlovian dogs.

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Comments

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  • Sep 24 2009 4:48 PM

    How's life?
  • Ian

    Sep 24 2009 4:48 PM

    hey I am in Utah this weekend! i don't have your number anymore so hit me up if you get this in time 720-579-6300
  • Jun 30 2009 5:55 PM

    OUT NOW:

    AV!004

    MOVIE STAR JUNKIES

    Junkyears 12''



    Info at: avant.records@gmail.com

  • Jun 14 2009 11:40 PM

    You'd better be on your way back here for some of the cool shows coming up.
  • May 29 2009 8:50 AM

    im deff feelin the jams on yr page man. cool toons for sure.
  • May 29 2009 8:47 AM

    ya it was a pretty cool show, lcb opened up they were good, not too fucking wasted, CP went hard of course.
  • Ian

    Apr 28 2009 8:13 PM

    hahaha a bitchin camaro would be pretty rad, i don't think i could afford something on those lines though haha
  • Mar 28 2009 10:32 PM

    yes! provo rules! we'll be back, don't you worry your pretty little head.
  • Mar 14 2009 3:59 AM

    Hey Hey! Bryan thanks for the add! I hope we get to rock together soon.
  • Mar 13 2009 5:38 PM

    sweet flyer!
  • Feb 19 2009 3:52 AM

    thanks for joining our party
  • Feb 6 2009 3:19 AM

    You kick ass.
  • Jan 15 2009 4:12 AM

    Oh hell yes we do. When are you coming back? I partied at your house last night and we were missing you! Come back!
  • Jan 15 2009 4:15 AM

    Oh yeah. Do you like Sonic Chicken 4? I got their record for christmas and it seemed that they would be right up your alley.
  • Dec 28 2008 10:23 PM

    YO!
  • Dec 16 2008 6:52 PM

    hey thanks, dewd. it was a fun
  • Dec 14 2008 5:35 AM

    Hangin' in there, man.

    Do you have a portfolio for your artwork?
  • Dec 11 2008 2:51 AM

    'Sup dude!
  • Dec 9 2008 12:26 AM

    cool beans, you've got some good compound flyers.

    did you get the strange boy's cdr at that show? i need to get it from someone, joey didn't get it
  • Dec 8 2008 8:19 PM

    love them briefs!

    and i hear you made this flyer i've been using here.
    bravo
  • Dec 8 2008 3:45 PM

    Venture brothers! I'm pretty excited. that show blows my mind! we will indeed watch.
  • Dec 5 2008 3:34 PM

    Dude, I'm back. And I might need your help with an old computer that is under LOCKDOWN.

    But anyway...I know Steve Irwin is dead. Without delay I will remove that.
    YOU ROCK.
  • Nov 24 2008 5:00 PM

    You should definitely write a long-winded potpourri blog! Then put links to it all over your page, even in your myspace status line. I don't think that sort of self advertisement has ever been done before. Haha.

    Caulking crap definitely doesn't taste like peanut butter candy. Stay away from it.
    Also, you should stay away from this scary girl two chairs down from me. Ever since I sat down she hasn't stopped talking about glazed doughnuts. The conversation is neither interesting or enticing. I think she works at the testing center and everytime I go I get this feeling like she is suspecting me to cheat. Do I look like a cheater? Maybe my twitchy eye is making me look suspicious.

    This damn eye. Hasn't stopped twitching yet. I'm about ready to take a spoon to it and scoop it out. If it doesn't stop, I'll probably be sporting a helmet soon. I hear eye problems are the beginning signs of mental retardation. Well shoot.
  • Nov 22 2008 8:08 PM

    hahaha! Yeah I'd slap a bitch in the face if she said men couldn't be moms. That's effed up. Ha.

    I bet potpouri tastes absolutely terrible! One time Jesse made me eat that caulking insulation crap that you put around windows to seal them up. It looked like a deformed circus peanut so of course I took a bite. Then I quickly spit it right out. Oh brothers. They kill babies and we lock them in garages.

    We should defintely hang out. I get off work at 5 and probably will have nothing to do.
  • Nov 21 2008 5:25 PM

    Haha well I guess I will never try to poison your rice in hopes of bringing Tree down ever again. I'm glad you are feeling better.

    I actually somewhat believe that apples wake you up a bit. But you only stay that way for like 5 minutes. Sometimes I think I have narcolepsy.

    At this moment in time I am starving and there is a "single mom survey" that you can take and get a free candy bar. Do I look like a single mother? I've got to make this look convincing. Time to get frumpy.

    Let's hang out soon.