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September 23, 2005

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

SEMINAL PUNK ROCKERS SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, THE GERMS,

THE DEAD KENNEDYS, MARKY RAMONE AND FLIPPER TO

DESCEND UPON DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES’ GRAND OLYMPIC

AUDITORIUM ON SATURDAY, OCTOBER 29

Thanks go out to all who attended this years Waking the Dead show at what was now the last punk show at the Olynpic Auditorium. The show was everything a punk rock show should be.... including a minor scuffle and a stage dive by Mike Fear that will go down in the anuls of his anus. The worst stage dive in the history of stave diving. Ending with a compound fracture and 5 hours of surgery. Remember boys and girls, alcohol might make you feel like Superman, but it can't make you leap small barricade gaps at a single bound either. And to the fat bitch that punched/scratched me across the face because I couldn't carry Mike out to the lobby..... The reason I was there in the first place, you dumbass that has the shape of a bowling ball with legs, was because the cops in riot gear were outside and told me to have it end in 5 min. or they were going to come in and shut it down. So, the next time the person might not be so nice as to just give you the finger, he might smack that fat melon that sits on top of your shoulders.