Joseph

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

haha well my phone got run over by several cars to start.
i lost it all! by the way, did you know allen is getting married? (and happy belated birthday :) i owe you a drink and i'm good for it)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!

livin rich or livin poor i still be livin raw as long as you know what i'm livin for

whats up? u rejoining old empire? heard its 29.
99 a MONTH

"NEW POST 4 MY GAMERS"


Microsoft is dropping the price of all Xbox 360s by $50. At least for now, that means the lowest 360 model (lacking a hard drive and high definition output) is cheaper than a Nintendo Wii.

Xbox 360 Arcade - $199
Xbox 360 Pro - $299
Xbox 360 Elite - $399

Sony Playstation 2 9000 Series models have also started to appear on U.S. store shelves this week for $129. The new model retains the same dimensions as the previous 7000 slim series, but has an integrated power supply, so there is no need for an external “power brick” anymore. Stores might drop the price on the older models that they have left in stock, but for now it seems they are listed at the same price.

happy hr cruise with a guyanese tonight playa

"KNOWLEDGE IS FREEDOM"

The funny and crazy facts found below are all true, believe it or not SON! I DIDN'T MAKE IT UP! B3BY_DRAID'S.

1: If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)
LADDIES SOUND LIKE AN OPPORTUNITY TO SAVE ON THE LIGHT BILL

2:If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

3: The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body that it could squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

4: A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes long. (In my next life time, I want to be a pig son real talk.)

5: A cockroach can live up to nine days without it's head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.)

6: Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Warning: Do not try this at home........ maybe at work.)

7: The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the......?!")

8: The flea can jump up to 350 times its body length. For a human, that would be equivalent to jumping the length of a entire football field. (30 minutes....lucky pig.... Can you imagine 30 minute orgasm??)

9: The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond or the sea?)

10: Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life.... quality over quantity!) B3By_DRAID'S .....LESSON #1

what it do cuzzo i see you got some done to da page, keep it flowing my man.

aight i see how u doin it now with ur new default pic....smooth old joe