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Interests

  • General

    Because I am smart I like to read 24 hours a day, sometimes 25, depending on how my nine to five went. I like to hide in the hallway closet and wait and when my roomate walks by....I like to fall asleep. That's how I like to get my zzz's after I siphon gas out of my neighbor's car. I like to go to Target and sleep on their display beds with my shoes still on . Then, when they say, "Excuse me!" I like to go over to their display patio furnitures and sit down with my feet up. When an employee walks by I like to say, "One caramel machiado, please." As you can see I like to get beat up. I also like to spend a ridiculous amount of time thinking about what to write on my MySpace page... I like to rotate my tires.

  • Music

    You know those songs where military guys are jogging and their drill sergeant sings a line and then everybody repeats it. I like that kind of music. Songs that begin with, "I don't know what I've been tooold, " puts me to bed. I've never seen the end of Platoon.

  • Movies

    I like movies that get "Two Thumbs Up", but not by Siskel and Ebert. I like the "Two Thumbs Up" by the guys who are slowly taking over and is now using the "Two Thumbs Up" like they're the ones who coined it. Everytime I watch those movies it gives me hope that one day, when I realize my career is at a dead end, I too, can resurect myself by stealing someone else's hard work. I can see it now..."The best movie of the summer...Three Thumbs Up!"

  • Television

    My favorite is a 35" Sony Flatscreen. You get the benefit of a big screen without the back breaking heavy lifting. If Target is out of Sony's, then my second choice is Panasonic, Toshiba's are a close third. Any other brand I don't even bother with....Full House.

  • Books

    I enjoy books that have a beautiful cover. (I would have more to say about books but since its at the bottom of the list, by the time I got to it I became tired)

  • Heroes

    My...favorite...(huff...puff)...heroe...(huff...pufff)...is...(huuff...pufff)...no...more...energy...except...the energy to press periods three times in a row...no...just when I'm about to get serious...my favorite...heroe...is...Tom...he ...has...so many...friends...

Blurbs

About me:

I tend to make up stories, except for that time I caught a fifty pound goldfish with a paper clip and a 3 foot long piece of yarn. It said, "if you let me go I'll give you a wish." I said, "I wish you'd SHUT UP!" Sadly, it never spoke to me again.

Who I'd like to meet:

"A slug is a just a snail who didn't pay his mortgage," -Ghandi

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

Schools

  • Pittsburg Senior High

    • Pittsburg,CA
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1995 to 1999

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