ART SCHOOL DROPOUT (570)8094953
MIke SToneroad
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I make her fartbox wet.
Male
26 years old
Pennsylvania
United States
Last Login: 7/11/2009
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girls with low self esteem,old hags with c-section scars, molesting Alzheimer's patient's, giving myself dutch ovens, taking sweaty smelly dumps, huge arelos, gilrs that put out on the beginging of the first date, filling cats water bowls up with antifreeze, stalking ex girlfriends with tack hammers, drinking to i blackout, amish hips, sexy girls with harelips, sexually harassing the waitresses at waffle house, licking cottege cheese off fat girls cellulite. | | Music | 
a Giclee print on canvas of one of my originals
done by gerri
www.putitoncanvas.net | | Movies | | | Television |  | | Books |
 | | Heroes | my mom and dad. without them i'd be living in the gutter eatin a moldy nutter butter. |
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Body type: | 6' 0" / Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | suicide girl strangler |
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About me:
hi im my name is mike stoneroad. i have a big beer belly and Acup man boobs. i have big bug eyes that look like there going to jump and commit suicide out of my big fat head. i draw gooey, drippy, wacky art. i like picking my nose, eating to many pickled eggs, kicking prego teens in the stomach and making out with middle aged women with meth mouth.
*I ADD THOUSANDS OF FRIENDS A WEEK TO HELP PROMOTE MY ART WORK, IF YOU DONT WANNA ADD ME SIMPLY JUST DENY MY FRIEND REQUEST!*
if your interested in buying my artwork send me a message.
CONTACT INFO
EMAIL: MIKESTONEROADART@YAHOO.COM
FAQ'S
Q: Can you draw me a picture for free?
A: NO!!!NO!!!NO!!! I WANT TO BE PAID!! WHAT I DO IS A JOB! YOU DONT SEE ME ASKING YOUR METHHEAD HOOKER OF A MOM FOR FREE GUM JOBS, SHE EXPECTS TO GET PAID TOO!
Q: what medium do you use to draw?
A: pilot ink pens, prismacolor markers, sharpies, watercolors, and sometimes baby blood.
Q: do you have a layaway plan?
A: NO. im not k-mart.
Q: what are your methods of payment?
A: (1) paypal!! if you dont have paypal. STOP being a caveman and get it. (2) money orders, for you snail mail slugs,NO CHECKS!! NO C.O.D'S!!
Q: I want a certain piece of artwork you have up for sale, but i wont have the money for another 6 weeks. will you hold it for me?
A: NO. don't tell me until you have the money and ready to paypal it to my greedy bank account.
Q: hey dude, me and my friends started a band, and we need some cool artwork for our upcoming cd, but we have no jobs, and when we get money we spend it on beer and pot, so could you draw us up a cover, and we will give you credit on our album.
A: NO. fuck you and your shitty band
Q: i have some really awesome ideas for you to draw. could you pay me for giving them to you?
A: no, i dont need your shitty ideas, believe me i come up with to many shitty ideas myself. lol
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Who I'd like to meet:
girls with big saucer plate areolas, so i can have a tea party on them:)
art skanks
and people that would waste there money on my art:)
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