Elizabeast
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We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately.
Female
33 years old
Chicago, Illinois
United States
Last Login: 10/3/2009
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Mood:
pirate
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Elizabeast's Interests
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| General | Being a smartass, trying to live like a rockstar and failing miserably, fire-eating, my harem, dilettantism, spending excessive amounts of time online, procrastination, cynicism, and the Red Wings
Oh, and not being creepy.
| | Music | Most of it. I don't need a list a mile long jamming up the side of the page, and I'll refrain from griping about the shite I hate that somehow qualifies as music even though that list is shorter. But if you somehow think you're clever or charming by singing that damned Kiss song at me, I have a rather large stick that would like to explain just how wrong you are. | | Movies | Wall-E, Sweeney Todd, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Stripes, Hellraiser, Full Metal Jacket, Dangerous Beauty, Crash, Lucky # Slevin, The Dark Crystal, Wallace & Gromit, Battle Angel Alita, Heathers, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Crow, Clue, Swing Kids, The Breakfast Club, History of the World Part I, The Fifth Element, Fight Club, Seven, Neverending Story, Spaceballs, Young Frankenstein, Labyrinth, Watership Down, Wizard of Oz, O Brother Where Art Thou, Star Wars | | Television | Whatever's on at the bar, hockey games, BBC and CBC, and tragically cancelled shows | | Books | Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (all five), Stranger in a Strange Land, the Wizard of Oz, Sandman, Dragonriders of Pern, Harry Potter, historical fiction
| | Heroes | All the super ones. And me. Duh. |
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NEW ORLEANS - LOVE IT AND MISS IT, Detroit Army
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Elizabeast's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Hometown: | Detroit, MI | | Body type: | 5' 3" | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Education: | In college | | Occupation: | stuff. and things. |
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Elizabeast's Schools
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University Of Illinois At Chicago
Chicago,IL
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Graphic Design
Minor: Computer Science
Clubs: Alternative Spring Break, GBU, Tau Sigma, Honors College
Greek:
Alpha Phi Omega
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Parkland College
Champaign,Illinois
Graduated: 2008
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Graphic Design
Clubs: Phi Theta Kappa, Student Ambassadors, Prospectus
Greek:
Phi Theta Kappa
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Grosse Pointe South High School
Grosse Pointe Farms,Michigan
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Varsity Track, Cross Country, Latin Club, National Honor Society
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Elizabeast's Companies
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Bentley's Pub
Champaign, Illinois US
bartender
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2003-2008
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New Orleans Ghost Tour
New Orleans, LA US
ticket wench who never got her coffee shop
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2001-2003
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Lucky's/ Igor's
New Orleans, LA US
bartender
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2002-2003
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Neen's Beans
Grosse Pointe , MI US
barista
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1998-2001
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UIC Forum
Chicago, IL US
attendant
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present
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UIC Library of the Health Sciences
Chicago, IL US
Library Aide II
Special Collections
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present
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About me:
"For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us."
--Charles Bukowski
Sinfest
'All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people will never be destroyed.'
--Richard Adams, Watership Down
I am a bartender. I feel older and look younger than I am. I have been known to eat fire, climb trees, eat sushi, and do other things that may be hazardous to my health. I am a cynical, argumentative ass with a dwindling faith in humanity. You may assume that I don't like you until proven otherwise...or maybe I like you more than you know. I'm fun like that!
"Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish."
--Proverbs 31:6
"Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute."
--G. B. Stern
If I love you, I will defend you in my own twisted fashion until it all ends. (You little brats know who you are.) I have two cats, an excess of books, and a great ass. Read on, and if you don't like it, remember...YOU came to ME.
Don Pedro: Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour.
Beatrice: No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born.
hmph.
Why? Because I can. And it's fun. Try it twice if you dont like it, you were probably doing it wrong. Change a bit. Or not. Tell me about your mother. No, wait. Don't.
"...Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand..."
--the Skin Horse
Perhaps I should start asking myself what Joan Jett would do. (Hey, what's an extra J between friends?) It would work well, because then I would answer myself, "Well damn, she would rock the fuck out." And then I would rock out.
"I opened myself to you only to be skinned alive. The more vulnerable I became, the faster and more deft your knife. Knowing what was happening, still I stayed and let you carve more. That's how much I loved you. That's how much."
Rabih Alameddine, I, the Divine
They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street. Is it true? Discuss.
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Who I'd like to meet:
People even more honest than myself.
Maybe you. Lay your cards on the table, I want to, erm, see your hands.
Ego-strokers, conclusion-jumpers and sunshine-blowers need not apply...but a little petting here and there is always nice.
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