Hey there all you sinners! Tis I, Moses, the prophet picked by God himself.
I am an Israelite turned Egyptian but then turned back into an Israelite. My mother abandoned me when i was just a baby. She says that she was "saving my life"...yeah right. Good one mom!
My life has been a tough one and my job is even tougher. I started out at the top and then went back down from to the bottom. I freed all the people of Israel and parted the Red Sea. I had to go pick up some laws that God wants people to follow. I did all of this and still didn't make it to the promise land! Damn It!!!
I like to go on vacation with my wife to Mt. Sinai...its such a romantic and holy place. Those of you who thought i was single...sorry ladies. But i know my friend Jesus is single.
Well, thats it for now...later sinners!!!