My addidas: On stage, front page, every show I go, it's addidas on my feet High top or low. I like to hoard em, that's why I bought em, a sucker tried to steal em so I caught 'im and I fought 'im.
Knees up mother brown.
When it's hog callin' time in Nebraska.
BIM.
Raise your razor high...
Womb to Tomb.
Politics and Poker-
Momma.
The lullabye.
Pillow Theory.
Cracked Out.
When you're following an Angel it doesn't mean you have to throw your body off a building.
Lets make Friday part of the weekend and give every new child a chocolate eclaire.
Alien Fucked a monkey.
Movies
The Apple! BIM!
Brazil, Blazing Saddles, Kicking and Screaming (the good one) Ichi the Killer, Meet the Feebles, La Strada, Young Frankenstein, Kung-fu Hustle, The Usual Suspects, Old School, The Producers, Stardust Melodies, Annie Hall, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Shock Corridor, Man of the Century... that Grizzly Man movie was pretty screwed up... uh... there are many many many more... that one where Rosie played a retard... uh... League of Their Own I think it was called.... uh Tron? is the answer Tron?
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho
ahhh TV: Teacher, Mother.... Secret lover.... I am a HUGE NERD: Monty Python, Family Guy, Simpsons, Daily Show, Chapelle Show, South Park.. Dave Allen at Large, Dr. Who, Blakes 7, TNG, The Prisoner, a great deal of TRIO, that Nerdy-ass Ovation channel where I can watch screwed up shows about the mole on Roald Dahl's left ass piece. uh... Night Court, News Radio, MST3K... uh... Magnum P.I.? is the answer Magnum P.I.-
Books
Does TV guide count as a book? Son of Sniglet? Katherine Hepburn's ME? oooh I suk. Geek Love, The Grass Harp, Something Happened, Breakfast of Champions, Neal Stephenson in general, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler, I have so many books! Please come and cart them away. The trouble is, it's not enough to READ the books, I must POSESS the books. It's a little bit of a problem ... Speaking of that- Amarillo Slim's Bio, uh Naked Lunch, Dead Fingers Talk, House of Leaves, .. uh... Whatever Oprah says? Did I win? What do I win?
Heroes
That fuckin' guy down the street who always seems to be making paintings, creating art and shite, while I'm headed out on another bender. What does he have against me? What could he possibly have to paint about all that time... Oh... I suk
Yale University
New Haven,Connecticut
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Playwriting... Have you ever heard of anything more obnoxious?
Minor: Griping
Clubs: I miss the Old fellahs at NUT!
Cabaret clowns, Playwright boys, Some of my best friends are dramaturgs, The crook traders, Best Video Membership (now I know what "Like a Virgin" is about) Baja Salsa bar, Hiyama mamas, Dip-top dippers, Post Road pedestrians.
Greek:
Nu Upsilon Tau
1999 to 2002
University Of Michigan-Ann Arbor
Ann Arbor,Michigan
Graduated: 1999
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Theater Performance... Yeah.. I know.
Minor: Endlish-y... mmmmm
Clubs: Whhoooo I love the fellahs back at old OMICRON!
The gullet pourers, Rat-screwers, 'tard getters- The Trueblooders, The Basement rats, Beam 8 Star/Five O'clock front loaders. High St. crew, 123 North State ball team, Vail house- The COUGARS! COUGARS! Pepito fan club. (the biggest kitty-kat in the whole wide world)
Greek:
Omicron Omicron Omicron
