JIM DAVID
General Info
Genre:
Stand-Up / As Seen on TV / OtherTV Shows
COPS (Perpetrator), DATELINE NBC (Defendant), AMERICA'S MOST WANTED (Poster Boy)Films
HOME DEPOT GUIDE TO KNOWING YOUR DRAIN PIPES, FORESKINS OF FURY parts II AND III, MATURE MASTERS, WELCOME TO FT. WAYNE INDIANAAlbums
EAT HERE AND GET GAS (available from StandUp Records), LIVE FROM JIMVILLE, available on laugh.comWebsite
jimdavid.comBio
JIM DAVID is, without question, the most beloved comedian on the planet today. His brilliant and biting comments denouncing the hypocrisies of our times cleverly juxtaposed with genital references have been repeated, imitated, and stolen by other, lesser entertainers. Fans travel for miles just to breathe the same air. This MySpace page is low tech because he just doesn’t care enough to do this whole complicated thing. Who cares? How much time are you going to spend on this home page anyway? How short is your attention span? All you’re going to do is to click on his cute friends and look for their naked pictues! If you want to see where Jim is performing, and other stuff, go to his website, www.jimdavid.com, which is a lot more fun. His 1/2 hour special, COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS JIM DAVID, has been repeated eighty seven thousand times on Comedy Central and Logo. He has also appeared on ABC’s THE VIEW, Comedy Central’s TOUGH CROWD WITH COLIN QUINN, the variety special OUT ON THE EDGE, QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY, BBC America’s THE WORLD STANDS UP and Bravo’s GREATEST THINGS ABOUT…. Comedy Central’s USO COMEDY TOUR, FRIARS CLUB ROAST OF ROB REINER, and many other shows you either missed or purposefully avoided. A headliner around the world, he has appeared at the Aspen HBO US Comedy Arts Festival, Montreal Just for Laughs Comedy Festival, and other industry cluster fucks. His one-man comedy SOUTH PATHETIC was produced at the Williamstown Theatre Festival and at other regional theatres and is slated for an Off-Broadway production if his idiot producers will just get their act together. He produces and hosts COMEDY CARES, the only stand-up comedy benefit for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS. He is a regular contributor to Huffington Post and The Advocate, and is heard frequently on Sirius radio and Air America, but those stations have less listeners than a deaf people’s convention. Fans love him so much that SOMEONE GOT INTO HIS OLD MYSPACE PAGE AND PRETENDED TO BE HIM AND SENT OUT COMMENTS INVITING THEM TO PORN SITES. The people on those sites were sooooo ugly.Influences
Jonathan Winters, Phyllis Diller, Rodney Dangerfield, Lewis Black, Lily Tomlin, Ethel Mertz, Tom Robbins, Joni Mitchell, most of all Father Maloney - the priest who raped me in 7th grade
Music
Blurbs
About me:
Jim is one of the most fabulous human beings on the planet and a great lay. ..Who I'd like to meet:
Jon Bon Jovi, Bob Barker, Mahmoud Ahmadenijad, Dick Cheney (with a baseball bat)Details
- Status: Swinger
- Hometown: East Buttfuck, North Carolina
- Orientation: Not Sure
- Religion: Wiccan
- Zodiac Sign: Virgo
- Children: I don't want kids
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: Grad / professional school
- Income: $250,000 and Higher
Interests
General
Sex with strangers, pulling wings off flies, beating cats, snorkelingBooks
MMMPPPHHHHH by Terri SchiavoHeroes
Bob Woodward, Carl Bernstein, Anita Hill, Richard Clarke, whatever politician who ultimately starts the wheels in motion to put George W. Bush in jail, Julia Child