The Melton
General Info
Genre:
Stand-Up / Jokes / Explicit/RawWebsite
patrickmelton.com
Music
Video Player
Blurbs
About me:
Patrick’s unique observations coupled with his quick, biting wit have always made those around him laugh (or storm off offended). Patrick has a sarcastic and opinionated running commentary of life that continuously plays in his head, and occasionally spills out of his mouth.Uninterested in popular opinions and political correctness, Patrick uses his skewed world view to craft dry and intelligent material. With a general likeability and a wry smile, Patrick pulls off humor other comedians might not even attempt. His life experiences and spins on everyday absurdities keep audiences laughing the entire show.
Patrick is the creator and host of the top-rated comedy internet radio show, available at nobodylikesonions.com. Each week he entertains tens of thousands of listeners worldwide through the award-winning program.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Your mom.Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Tampa, FL
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 6' 5" / Body builder
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
- Children: Someday
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: Grad / professional school
- Occupation: Killjoy
Interests
General
Standup comedy, poker, the interweb, movies, music, and coloring outside the lines.Music
311, Dave Matthews Band, Incubus, The Get Up Kids, Dashboard Confessional, The Killers, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Gorillaz, John Mayer, Jimmy Eat World, The Postal Service, A New Found Glory, Aerosmith, Modest Mouse, Muse, Less Than Jake, System of a Down, Taking Back Sunday, NKOTB, Outkast, Pearl Jam, The Prodigy, Yellowcard, Saves the Day, Coheed and Cambria, Blindside, The Eagles, Brand New, Sublime, Duran Duran, Phil Collins, Five Iron Frenzy, Reel Big Fish, Audiovent, Blink 182, Radiohead, Ben Folds, Beck, Beastie Boys, Fleetwood Mac, Elton John, Disturbed, Collective Soul, Linkin Park, Chicago, Weezer, The Juliana Theory, Guster, My Chemical Romance, Third Eye Blind, Guns N' Roses, Creed, Green Day, Lionel Richie, The Wrens, Huey Lewis, Nirvana, Matchbox 20, Of A Revolution, Box Car Racer, Eminem, The Jackson 5, Limp Bizkit, MxPx, Anberlin, Oasis, The Arcade Fire, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.Movies
Television
Books
Mostly poker and business books. Straight From the Gut by Jack Welch...genius.Heroes
Your mom.
Schools
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University Of South Florida
- Tampa,Florida
- Graduated: 2003
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Master's Degree
- Major: Information Management Systems
- Minor: Marketing
2000 to 2003 -
Winter Haven Senior High School
- Winter Haven,Florida
- Graduated: 1998
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
1994 to 1998