morgan paige

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  • Morgan Bowling

  • 20 / Female
  • the Big Rock Candy Moutains, Kentucky, US

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  • General

    partying, dancing, friendlies, any kind of music ever conceived, i.e. punk, southern, rock, folk, classical(die hard mozart fan), metal, bluegrass, piana, guitar, being musically predispositioned, knock-knock jokes (i know 3), rastafarians, russian surnames, alt smut literature, mud, hedonism, Morgan-speak, the Big Rock Candy Mountains, OCD's, fragmented conversation, my wild rose garden, retired lolita, drinking, baths, fortune cookies, feminism, my spinach-cheese dip skills, microdermabrasion, avacados, Tim Curry - now and then, having seasonal depression and a brother who looks like Elvis, running away from home every so often, the basic human functions, seldomly washing my hair, frequently dying it, being a foot model, backmasking, bandanas, painting windows, tatttttoooos, threads, robosapiens, my own poli-sci theories, full-frontal snogging, BRO TIME!, card-making, chain-smoking, telekenetic/telepathic-left knees, homosexuals, taco bell, being nakey, writing, volleyball, red bull, french words, coloring, holly bay, rain, politics, witch hazel, anatomy, strangers, getting into bars and clubs at my ripe age, mice, hoboism, fireflies, living in poverty, Planned Parenthood, buttons, humungo jaw breakers and lollipops, buddhism, mood swings, "fucka buncha bitches" (see also BROTIME), anti-zoloft behaviorism, stars, mooing, cows, mooing at cows, pin-up girls, graffiti, iconic biographies, spanish pick-up lines, NOT going to school but still making good grades, pop art, pacing (among other nervous habits), beads, existentialism, meowing, Elsie, my transitional adaptation skills, Freemasonry, alternative pornography, baldness, hippie sex gods, acting, my sparsely used but extensive vocabulary (antonym: Morgan-speak), varities of mysticism, eskimo make-out sessions, mushroom-induced hallucinations, peeps, all things cute and colorful, de ja vu, the diggles, the me-on-heroin-song, NOT wearing a bra, fabulousness, piercings, fantasia in d minor by mozart, old appalachian gospel, bohemianism, sweaters, deviance, lofts, quasi-mystical experiences, glamour, undies, snakebites, my jive box, finger mustache(io)s, anti-prison activism, midget coke, walking ..all over.., wild flowers, being a universal muse-ish BFF whatsit, Ramsey Clark, deep bass rainbow studded headphones (MINE), my volkswagen (means of transportation), tamagotchi town, hibernation, flea marketing, scar tissue, strawberry uncrustables, compulsive spending, slip-on shoes, origami, feeding hungry children, sociology, my vigilante girl-scout past, pink hair, bling, halloween, near-death experiences, near-life experiences, harry potter, being the devil, drought, lead, burning bank statements, burying the constitution, bananaology, thriller, being bad at math, viking boots, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, confetti, my xmas/wal-mart/satan theory, sleep deprivation, having an outrageous number of cavities, pissing off my college professors, victoria's secret anything, diamond-hate, bed head hair products, happy meal-addiction, binomial nomenclature, nutter butters, warm weather, god hates figs.com, green tea, compound-interest banking, flood season,(fashion, music, political)journalism, snap clips, platinum (crack baby) hair, death and dying, pro-green, quality revenge, philpot, livejournal, bubonic/pleutonic plagues, climate change, palm reading, phish food, masonic secrets, newspapers, sea shells, text-mext-ing, elephants, wearing rain boots, vinyl, ocean-related illnesses, patchwork, impromptu tattoos, turquoise, hysteria(any genre), canvas, new brushes, disappointment, chicken noodle soup, my black-list, cereal, acrylics, my laptop, double-lives, sushi, mix tapes, spending more money than i make, being spoiled, babies named Cambria Riley, Jean-Jacques Rousseau, word-hate, Cajun accents, voting, moccasins, balloon animals, crab rangoon, my granny who is better than yours, chupacabras, gnomes, unicorns, orchards of any variety, socialism, piggy banks, Flap Jack (the Marvelous Misadventures of), iAnything(phone, pod, book, whatev), among other things. ..
  • Music

    the eels
    the drive-by truckers
    run dmc
    modest mouse
    the smashing pumpkins
    johnny cash
  • Movies

    Moulin Rouge! The Rocky Horror Picture Show ; Party Monster ; Pulp Fiction ; High Fidelity ; Dr.Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb ; Great Balls of Fire! ; Wayne's World ; Dogma ; Trainspotting ; Sin City ; Fight Club ; Garden State ; Clue ; High Tension ; Forrest Gump ; 28 Days Later ; The Lion King ; Good Fellas ; The Devil's Rejects ; House of 1000 Corpses ; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas ; Black Snake Moan ; Stranger Than Fiction ; Evil Dead ; Evil Dead II ; Army of Darkness ; Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus ; 3:10 to Yuma ; Last Kiss ; Nightmare Before Christmas ; The Corpse Bride ; The Last Unicorn ; Ocean's Thirteen ; Children of Men ; Batman Begins ; The Dark Knight ; Infamous ; The Crow ; Hard Candy ; Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet ; anything with John Cusack, Depp, or Benecio Del Torro, almost anything with zombies, involving Stephen King, or horror-ish. ..
  • Television

    two words: TRUE BLOOD ..
  • Books

    Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell; That Was Then This is Now by S.E. Hinton; The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Steven Chbosky; Knocked Out By My Nunga-Nunga's and Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants by Georgia Nicolson; Go Ask Alice by I'd like to know; Cherokee Bat and the Goat Guys by Francesca Lia Block; Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare, and Hamlet as interpreted by Disney through The Lion King; No One Here Gets Out Alive by Jerry Hopkins and Danny Sugerman; Candide by Voltaire ; The Importance of Being Earnest and The Picture of Dorian Grey by Oscar Wilde; Man In Black, and also Cash by Johnny Cash ; One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn ; The Crucible by Arthur Miller ; A Rose for Emily by William Faulkner ; The Most Dangerous Game by Richard Connell ; The Awakening by Kate Chopin ; One Foot In Eden by Ron Rash ; The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things and Vegan Virgin Valentine by Carolyn Mackler ..
  • Heroes

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Manchester
  • Body type: 5' 2" / Slim / Slender
  • Religion: Catholic
  • Zodiac Sign: Gemini
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: i kill people for money

Schools

  • Eastern Kentucky University

    • Richmond, KY
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Degree: In Progress
    • Major: Journalism
    2006 to Present
  • Clay County High School

    • Manchester, KY
    • Graduated: 2007
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Major: journaling, listening to my ipod
    • Clubs: drama club, newspaper staff, co-op, yearbook staff, jump start, future business leaders of america.
    2003 to 2007

Companies

  • Manchester Enterprise

    • Manchester, the Bluegrass State, Planet Earth, Milkway US
    • reporter/weekly-columnist
    as we speak

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About me:








degeneration at it's finest.



Who I'd like to meet:

Anyone of interest in the EKY vicinity, MORE APPALACHIAN-BASED AUTHORS PLEASE!, cow enthusiasts and bme-ziners like myself, a REAL soothesayer/palm readers, Macaulay Culkin look-alikes, artists, someone who's not afraid of Clay County (you should be), ..people who can communicate in old/middle English Billy Shakespear'ish poetic speak.., long-lost siblings, Freemasons (moreover, those of the Brethren), ..someone who will let me live with them just 'cause,.. ..Coyote Shivers.., Dr. Seuss, ..Russians.., a real live gnome, among other mythical creatures (i.e. a chupacabra, a unicorn, nessy, flying purple people eaters and so on), and ..Cambria Riley, the best god daughter ever was.





Comments

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  • Dec 25 2009 12:29 PM

  • Dec 21 2009 4:00 AM

    I read your story in the Manchester paper a couple of weeks ago. (It was the one about the little boy, and his letter to Santa.) I just wanted to tell you that I am proud of you. That was a great and touching piece. I can't wait to read more of your work. :) Keep up the GREAT work.
  • Dec 12 2009 9:20 PM

    HEY WE WILL BE AT WISEGUYS SOMERSET SATURDAY DEC. 19th BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE!
  • paige. Online Now!

    Nov 23 2009 2:30 AM

    Charlie Brown rules
  • Nov 10 2009 6:20 AM

    Just Stopping by to tell you we love you!!! Come say hi we comment back =] also our music is now on iTunes =]]
  • Nov 9 2009 11:14 PM

    he'll be here soon.
  • paige. Online Now!

    Oct 31 2009 4:27 PM

    Glitter Graphics

  • Oct 28 2009 3:24 AM

    THIS FRIDAY @ WISEGUYS!



    HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN!

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  • Oct 25 2009 1:45 AM

    He is so adorable, he really completes me. You better come and see us soon! <3
  • Oct 22 2009 1:54 AM




    KATAKLYSM EUROPEAN HEADLINING TOUR 2010
    w/ BELPHEGOR, DARKEST HOUR,
    SUICIDAL ANGELS, RESISTANCE
    7 Jan 2010 Batschkapp Frankfurt
    8 Jan 2010 Roxy Saarbrücken
    9 Jan 2010 Atak Enschede
    10 Jan 2010 Biebob Vosselaar
    11 Jan 2010 Academy Islington London
    12 Jan 2010 La Locomotive Paris
    13 Jan 2010 Live Music Hall Cologne
    14 Jan 2010 Backstage Munich
    15 Jan 2010 Arena Vienna
    16 Jan 2010 Posthof Linz
    17 Jan 2010 MOR Cafe Zlin
    18 Jan 2010 TBA Ljubljana
    19 Jan 2010 Estragon Bologna
    20 Jan 2010 Matrix Bochum
    21 Jan 2010 Z7 Pratteln
    22 Jan 2010 LKA Longhorn Stuttgart
    23 Jan 2010 Hellraiser Leipzig
    24 Jan 2010 Postbahnhof Berlin
    25 Jan 2010 Markthalle Hamburg

    *more dates to be added soon
  • paige. Online Now!

    Oct 21 2009 7:50 PM

    your middle name is paige??
    too freakin' cool :]
  • Oct 21 2009 9:13 AM

    hey darlin..

    This Friday In Manchester!!..


    10-23-09


    6pm/$7/Bridge St.
  • Oct 16 2009 3:56 AM

    HAHAHAHA, well, I didnt know you all were so relentless and elusive, but Im glad that we're on the same side or Id surely be doomed.
  • Oct 14 2009 6:12 PM

    Yeah, you need to let me know as soon as possible how long it needs to be and stuff.
  • Oct 12 2009 11:19 PM

    WE ARE OPENING FOR BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME AT THE ATTIC IN DAYTON NOV 7th!!!

    HOLLA AT US FOR TICKET INFO WE CAN GET YOU TICKETS CHEAPER THAN IF YOU BUY THEM AT THE DOOR!!!
  • Oct 6 2009 4:31 PM

    ARE YOU IN THE MOOD FOR SOME METAL?

    THIS SATURDAY @ WISEGUYS!
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  • paige. Online Now!

    Oct 3 2009 8:57 PM

    hey morgan!
    I read your nice person section this week and I wanted to thank you for standing up for Clay County and further more, you told those people to back off.
    I knew Bill Sparkman personally and what happened to him was terrible but it's not everyone in Manchester's fault.
  • Sep 30 2009 12:39 AM

    THIS FRIDAY @ WISEGUYS!

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  • Sep 18 2009 12:38 AM

    thanks for comin over.


    i appreciate everything.


    love you..tell saundra i love her too.


    you  guys come see me!!
  • Sep 13 2009 11:04 PM

    THIS THURSDAY @ WISEGUYS!
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  • Aug 24 2009 9:06 PM

    Inglorious Bastards was really good! 
  • Aug 24 2009 8:31 PM

    heyy.

    get up with me, asap.


    did you know dylan lives right across from me?
  • Aug 18 2009 8:04 PM

    8/20/09

    8/22/09
  • Aug 13 2009 10:08 PM

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  • Aug 11 2009 9:32 PM

    shewww.. i have to change the place of my baby shower..

    it might be at moms.. the park is reserved.