Zombie Franz
Zombie Franz Let me look at your head...

Male
34 years old
New York City, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 7/27/2009
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    Zombie Franz's Interests
GeneralMakin' Out, Digging, Stumbling Around, Drinking Heavily, Eating Brains, Popping Coochies, Moaning, 1st degree burns, bleeding, chasing humans, making zombies, coming back to life, voodoo, hatin' on midgets
MusicScreams of Humans about to Die, Creaky Doors, Babies Crying, The Silence After you Eat the Crying Baby, Moans, Dragging Chains, Suffering, The Misfits, Braineaters is the best fucking song ever!!!, Cannibal Corpse, White Zombie, Slayer, The Zombies, Danzig, Samhain, Cannibal Corpse, Gravediggaz, MOP
MoviesDawn of the Dead, The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies, Dr. Butcher M.D., When Harry Met Sally, Dead Alive, Zombie, You've Got Mail, oh hell...ANYTHING with Meg Ryan...
BooksPassage of Darkness: Ethnobiology of the Hatian Zombie, 12 Steps to Raw Foods: How to End Your Addiction to Cooked Food, Clifford the Big Red Dog, Humans Eating Humans: The Dark Shadow of Cannibalism, Zombie Kama Sutra
HeroesBud the Chud
Groups: People with Bloody Pictures

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     Zombie Franz's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Hometown:NYC...but also the 6th layer of hell
Body type:6' 0" / My body is a temple
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Brain Eater



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About me:
Well, I was recently killed in a horrible car accident (which was not my fault!), the bastard that hit me was unhurt and the son of a bitch buried me in a shallow grave so that he would not have to deal with the popo. The shallow grave however, was right smack dab in the middle of the Forest of Resurrection, which just happens to be one of the 666 portals between this world and Hell. So, yeah...long story short, evil got in me, I came back and My clothes are all jacked up becuase no one will sell me some new stuff, I'm kinda dirty cuz I had to crawl out of the shallow grave and I'm still pretty bloody and disfigured on one side of my face. However, I still have all of my limbs and appendages (...oh, yeah, rigor mortis rules...particularly when it is localized in the crotchal area...werd). I'm quite well educated for one of the undead, well read and quite the charmer. Oh, and I love eating brains and bone marrow, but failing to get my hands on that stuff, I have been known to feast on exotic delicacies from the orient and points south...
Who I'd like to meet:
Other undead, so we can eat brains together and terrorize this city. And people that are into zombies and want to get eaten...or just chill and drink heavily whilst emmanentizing the eschaton. Also people with large heads and people that would like to have their brains eaten. People that need a zombie army at their disposal...yeah, my crew runs mad deep...

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Ken

Ken



Oct 4 2007 3:38 PM

Pinhead

Pinhead



Mar 18 2007 2:03 PM

I'm bored. How are you hun??

NATALIE

NATALIE



Oct 12 2006 12:22 AM


thinking of you
io.

io.



Feb 1 2006 8:03 PM

misses and bloody kisses (with brains leaking out of my mouth)
:)
Phillippe

Phillippe Toussaint



Nov 17 2005 1:43 PM

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Phillippe

Phillippe Toussaint



Oct 31 2005 12:55 PM


I don't know about you, but this girl makes me wanna tear her shit up! She can sink her fangs as deep as she wants in my neck so long as can sink my sum'n sum'n as far as I want up in her!!!!
The Apocalypse

The Apocalypse



Oct 29 2005 1:43 AM

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

XOXO
THE APOCALYPSE

Wade Gable

Wade Gable



Aug 27 2005 12:02 AM

Hey Franz. I finally decided to become a zombie. It's great. I see what it's all about now.
Vladmaster Flex & The Dionysian Tribe of Tbilisi

Vladimir Sladkovicov



Jul 17 2005 5:19 PM

It has been too long since Franz came to my country and killed Russian mafia in street. These were good times. You must visit again soon.
Phillippe

Phillippe Toussaint



Jul 5 2005 3:30 AM

We were indulging in some brain BBQ and M 80's tonught and I couldn't help but think of my boy Franz up in NYC! Keep it real, brother!!!

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escapeartist

escapeartist



Nov 17 2004 2:17 AM

I would've posted one of those really cool HTML kittens/stuffed animals/japanamation/cartoony thangs with flashing hugs and kisses
and rainbows and hearts that say
"Just Dropping By to Say Hi. Q-T."
Cause I'm real sensitive and sweet like that.
Now then, could you kindly assist me in
the removal of this pesky straightjacket?
It's totally crampin' my style...
Turkeca

Turkeca



Nov 3 2004 5:12 PM

Ladies and Gents,
We are about to embark down a road that will make the Mccarthy era look like walk in the park.
Hope your shoes are comfortable.

Sincerely,
Bush
aka the people's president.
escapeartist

escapeartist



Oct 31 2004 12:27 AM

You put the gore in gorgeous.
krazy eyes killa

krazy  eyes  killa



Oct 24 2004 2:43 AM

Last night after my usual Patron binge,
I possessed christina's smokin' body and forced her to make out with a random stranger in an abandoned penthouse
in the lower east side.
When he got a little too fresh
I proceeded to gouge his eyes out
with a gelatto scooper and
put votive candles in his head
like a jack-o-lantern.
It was hot.
Duchess

Duchess



Oct 1 2004 3:23 AM

i am trying to decide whether to hang out with you or Metro Franz or regular Franz on halloween...
Chris!

Chris Stanton



May 12 2004 8:42 PM

brains?
Bud

Bud



Apr 17 2004 6:11 PM

This youngster knows how to have a good time but he does things a little different than we do in Texas. See, in bar fights we use our fists, pool cues, or beer bottles. Franz uses a butcher knife. I like that about him, though.
Dilluminatti

Kevin Dill-Mizfit



Mar 18 2004 3:30 AM

Franz ain't one of these poseur- type-re-animated- suckas yous see in the new dawn of the dead type bullstuff, he came to destroy you ....seriously.
io.

io.



Mar 13 2004 4:59 AM

with love....

Phillippe

Phillippe Toussaint



Mar 5 2004 12:49 AM

DAMN, that brain soaked in vodka has got me ALL fucked up. I don't know if I wanna FUCK it or EAT it! You the BOMB, my man! When I get to NYC we gonna tear into that shit and THEN hit the streets and drink Hell's Kitchen under the fucking table! HOLLA!!!!
io.

io.



Mar 4 2004 11:23 PM




Chris!

Chris Stanton



Mar 4 2004 9:59 PM

Thanks for sending me that recipe for pickled baby's intestines with raspberry sauce.
THE GUV'NAH

THE GUV'NAH



Mar 2 2004 3:07 PM

My friend collects brians so maybe you can have her brians' brains.
I'll look into that for you.
Phillippe

Phillippe Toussaint



Feb 20 2004 11:01 PM

Franz is always good for a night out in Manhattan. He knows all the safe spots where a zombie can bash a pedestrian's head against an alley wall, cracking their skull like an overripe watermelon and ripping out the brains for a lil' hot, fresh cerebral sushi! HOLLA!!!!! Damn I love this fellow zombie! Franz, when we gonna go out and just get LAID? One night we gotta go out and just smoove the ladies...no killing. We should really do that sometime, g.
Death

Death



Feb 6 2004 7:11 PM

Yea Yea, sometimes I make mistakes to ok buddy. How was I supposed to know that the guy was going to bury you there? But the jokes on you buddy, cause now I can to do horrible terrible death stuff to you over and over again and laugh and have a beer when I do it.
See around sucka your undead ass belongs to me! *muah*
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