Garrus/Wrex

Prowl - Bane and I get him inside, Tiger.  You tend to your wife.

Prowl - *nods*  And not a word to her about what happened out here.

Prowl - Yeah...let's just let him sleep it off.

Tiger - Don't play dumb with me!

Prowl - Eh, Tiger...he's not playing dumb.  He's had way too much to drink, and now he can't keep his hands off of the ladies.

Prowl - Oh crud!  He's drunk isn't he!

Tiger - What's the matter with you, Dean?  Touch my wife in an inappropriate fashion?  I'd break your hands off if they wasn't against our code!

Tiger - *grabs Dean and slams him into the wall*  Keep you hands off of my wife!

Prowl - Whoa!  I wouldn't want to be him when Courtney finds out.

Prowl - Eh...what other girl is there?  I thought Courtney was the only one for him.

Prowl - Whoo!  Can you imagine that?

Rocky - I doubt it.  I requested only water to be served at the reception.