Too Many Daves

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TOO MANY DAVES
Weekend At Daves CD/LP



There were 105 copies pressed on the 1st run. All on mixed color (black mix). The scribe on this version of the LP will be totally different than all the other pressings.
side A: raised in the city, shitty, ever since I was an itty bitty kiddie
side B: drinkin' liquor out my mama's titty

There were 413 copies pressed on the 2nd run. All on mixed color (purple mix). The scribe on this version.
side A: smokin' weed was an everyday thing in my household
side B: drinkin' liquor till your out cold

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius-and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction." -Albert Einstein

A Poem

This isn't college. This isn't sensitivity training. This isn't a "safe place." This isn't the utopia where everyone's wearing a shirt (but everyone has a monkey). This is America-from slavery to minimum wage to restraining orders to Mr. Mom. This is purgatory and alcoholism and weed and jerkdom and hanging with your buddies. This is the freedom of life, full of fuckups, divorces, and hot dog spinners. This is a celebration. This is Too Many Daves and this is Weekend at Daves. Fuck the fun killers.

A Little Background

Too Many Daves is named after a Dr. Seuss poem, "Just The Right Number Of Daves" sounded too NPR-precious, and the name "Dude Jams" was already taken.

The Creative Process

Off of a steady diet of pizza, they trained hard in the dojo of the mind. First off, they tattooed "Decker" on that particular Dave's back, so the cops could always return him home and he could be spotted more easily in naked marathons. Then they hired Bruce Lee's ghost who said, "If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you."

Too Many Daves ride themselves. It's a riddle.

LP
CD






DUDE JAMS / TOO MANY DAVES
split 7"



Dude Jams: Bearded guy in Dude Jams with little kittens on his short socks. “You want some of this? I’ll fuckin’ kill you.” Three gangsters in a lowered Lexus glower. The light turns green. They just stare. Dude Jams guy slaps his chest. The car slowly creeps through a red light. Dude Jams was pretty close to losing a member. Point? Not quite sure how Dude Jams avoid being a complete Crimpshrine mess; it’s almost like a Yoda / droid trick, except that the music’s just slapping you in your face with your own hands, like they shouldn’t be able to get away so easily with what they’re pulling off… but they do. Too Many Daves: None of the following is true. 1.) This record was performed in blackface. 2.) It was recorded at an AA meeting. 3.) Like the new Misfits, there’s a strict dietary and exercise regimen to be a member. 4.) They write their set lists on sticks of butter. The following is true: going through life fat and stupid is, actually, a brilliant way to handle the almost unbearable weight of existence. Let the Daves’ music guide you to a better place, where no one actually knows much of anything except that partying’s tight and self-destruction can be a creative act.
First Pressing - 500 (70 bong cloud, 119 purple dragon, 301 unicorn horn)




TOO MANY DAVES
2008: A Shit Faced Odyssey 7" (Kiss OF Death) $5.00



Dumb comes in many moods and flavors. Too Many Daves is good-dumb. We have made the following reference chart which doesn’t mention any music, just movies you may have seen. * TMD is “you-mean-I’m-going-to-stay-this-color?” dumb like in Steve Martin in The Jerk, not Father of the Bride Part II stupid-fucking-bourgeois-problems-dumb. * TMD is good-drunk-nihilism-zen-dumb, like Chevy Chase in Caddy Shack, not what-the-fuck?-child-friendly-assholeishness Chevy Chase The Karate Dog dumb. * TMD is Super Troopers cops-on-weed dumb, not Starship Troopers aliens-and-Scientology dumb. * TMD is Meatballs hide-your-boner dumb, not Meatballs 4 Corey-Feldman-is-a-boner dumb. TMD is fat dudes encouraging sweaty people to kiss each other. TMD tells time by their slices. TMD burns weed, not pizza. TMD is much better than they should be. They all have Dave somewhere in their names and there are five of them.

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TOO MANY DAVES
7" $5.00



Party. Rock. Weed. Pizza. Beer. Dumb is good. This 7” makes the Ramones seem like smart…. math… guys. Members and ex-members of: Tiltwheel, Dan Padilla, Vaginasore Jr., No Truth Lies, Watson, Clairmel, Blood Bath and Beyond and Rcade Inferno. The Daves are: Dave Disorder, Dave Decker, Davey Quinn, Rcade Dave, and Larry "Joe" David.

first pressing- 300 pressed (300 black)
second pessing- 300 pressed (12 purple, 32 gray, 57 light blue, 199 blue)

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Member Since:

June 11, 2007

Members:

Dave Disorder, Dave Decker, Dave Quinn, Dave Haberkorn and Larry "Joe" David

Sounds Like:

VIDEOS

"Awesome Town @ Fest6"
"Hey Man @ SXSW 08"
"Honky Lips @ SXSW 08"
"Awesome Town @ SXSW 08"
"Sarasota Slim @ SXSW 08"
"Telling Time By Our Slices @ SXSW 08"
"Awesome Town & Telling Time By Our Slices @ FEST 7"
"Fat Doodes @ Awesome Fast 09"
"Hey Man @ Awesome Fast 09"
"Snortin' Smurfs By The Dashboard Light @ Awesome Fast 09"
"I'm With Stupid @ Awesome Fast 09"

Record Label:

Burn Weed, Not Pizza Records