2ndHandJeb
"land of 40 lb beavers, marc jacobs..."

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33 years old
Breucklyn, New York
United States



Last Login: 6/20/2008
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    2ndHandJeb's Interests
Generalswitzerland, pandemics, pbs cooking shows, am homes, bad dreams, etc.
Musicthe moths (uk), no age, jay reatard, audionom, timbaland 'n' timberlake, pony hoax, anything involving ian adams, feist, liars...
Moviesgrey gardens, grey gardens, grey gardens, weekend, masculine/feminine, 40 year old virgin, aqua teen hunger force, adaptation, just one of the guys...
Televisionpharmaceutical commercials, tom f-ing skilling, tim and eric (awesome show, good job!), the office (us, uk, duh), iron chef, check please, anything with seth rogen or rick steves...
Booksclass trip, lolita, virgin suicides, white noise...
Heroesthe color pink.

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Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Chicago
Body type:6' 2"
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Editor

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About me:
i am an editor @ the2ndhand and live in bk all day. i string words together for various purposes… .. type="text/javascript" src="http://www.giveusbacknewyork.com/wp-content/themes/blue-horizon-11/js/text.js">..>..>Give Us Back New York..>
Who I'd like to meet:
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Exile on Dave St.





Mar 19 2008 10:34 AM

i, hambone





Mar 14 2008 2:50 PM

Here's a 5-minute comedic radio play about hookers and death my writing partner penned, and for which I did funny voices. Check it out!
Lola Ramona





Mar 11 2008 11:06 PM

Happy Birthday to my long lost friend. Damn, I hope you are well! I'm still living the California dream- and wishing I could wake up in New York. Golly, I miss you. Have a great birthday.
-Leslie
Susannah





Mar 8 2008 9:50 AM

happy birthday! (a little early.) are you 30 yet?

xoxo
s
Eugenia Alexandria





Nov 15 2007 6:40 AM

"hey my friend emily saw your pics online and thinks you are cute add her to msn messenger at emily22cute@hotmail.com "
THE NAISA MAFIA


Is Online


Nov 13 2007 11:37 AM

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Author/filmmaker - Chau Van Truong - FRIEND REQUEST ON MAIN PAGE WILL BE CHECKED BEFORE ADDING http://www.myspace.com/chauvantruong ... . THE NAISA MAFIA can be purchase by calling 1-800-431-1579 and get copies deliver to your home/bookstore... Visit http://www.NAISAMAFIA.COM if you want to read the scripts... ---- Watch this clip - NAISA, SECRETS KEPT'S PITCH, RELENTLESS PURSUIT, THE EXCHANGE @ google video: Place THE NAISA MAFIA on top friends list .. naisakill@yahoo.com …

Fans asked for ‘SECRETS KEPT’, ‘A KILLING STAR’ the scripts, and 8 chapters of THE NAISA MAFIA at http://www.novelmaker.com/ …. Read, enjoy, review, comment, and spread the hype.

Listen to JUDYTH PIAZZA interviewed CHAU VAN TRUONG (author/filmmaker).. link at Interview on the American Perspective Radio Program or http://thesop.org/article.php?id=7224 .

Help me make 'THE NAISA MAFIA' a household name.
Shoogyboom





Sep 28 2007 8:40 AM

Loved Tom Scharpling's tirade on the Whitney's "Summer of Love" exhibit.
Meggs





Aug 19 2007 12:13 PM

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Cup'N'String





Aug 7 2007 3:08 AM

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Eugenia Alexandria





May 22 2007 11:49 AM

Cutest picture ever! Aww, my buddy is an educator!
Todd Dills / THE2NDHAND





May 10 2007 7:41 PM

You ain't 6'2". Are you?
featherproof





May 10 2007 2:44 PM

i like your little castle
The 857 Collective





May 7 2007 8:35 PM

What a week... hopefully we'll see you at one of these...

Tuesday
Tune into KXLU @ 5p to hear Softlightes live!
later that eve... Softlightes @ Cinespace



Wednesday



Thursday

including DJs Kid Lightning, Big Blackhawk & Jasepi
*Let me know if you want to be put on the $5 list for this



Friday



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ps) you really are fabulous, 2ndHandJeb
The 857 Collective





May 6 2007 9:14 PM

2ndHandJeb! yr fabulous!! x
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Apr 23 2007 8:20 AM

Thanks for being a friend of Poetry! For poetry articles & essays, and a searchable archive of over 5,000 poems, visit our site at PoetryFoundation.org.
Susannah





Mar 12 2007 1:44 PM

hey jebbie, happy birthday!! hope you had a great one, with the walkmens and whatnot! i'm sorry i missed you in chicago. we'll be back soon 'nuf, though. mark my word!

Eugenia Alexandria





Mar 12 2007 8:25 AM


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I was gonna find one that said, "Happy Birthday," but isn't this tribute to Aliyah much better?


Sweet Ronald Hussein Altamonte





Mar 9 2007 4:37 PM

Well, the sonic sonicality broke both my E strings. No joke.
Come to the show tomorrow. McNally's a guest. 3PM. Tell Dills to call me (don't know his new bama number).
The 857 Collective





Mar 7 2007 11:52 AM

Hey 2ndHandJeb, come party in Austin with us!!

celestronica™





Mar 5 2007 12:10 PM

Eugenia Alexandria





Mar 4 2007 7:21 AM

Verdict for the Manhattan: delish. Thanks, hombre.
Eugenia Alexandria





Mar 1 2007 10:52 AM

I MySpace stalk you whenever you're in Orlando.
The 857 Collective





Feb 16 2007 1:44 PM

SUNDAY 2ndHandJeb!!

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Jan 25 2007 2:20 PM

dear jeb,
you rule!
love,
ct
Eugenia Alexandria





Jan 11 2007 3:38 PM

So Children of Men was good - you should see it. Ponys!
Wred Fright





Jan 7 2007 11:39 AM

Hi Jeb!
I still like Cleveland, but it seems hellbent on alienating me (latest debacle was hitting my wife's car with a garbage truck and then trying to argue that my wife hit the garbage truck--which based on the damage isn't possible unless the laws of physics work differently in Cleveland from the rest of the known universe). Be glad you're in Chicago!
Cheers!
Wred
Shoogyboom





Jan 5 2007 12:25 PM

and I was his hairdresser, trust me
Shoogyboom





Jan 4 2007 4:10 PM

guess what i'm doing right now: rotfpmp
Shoogyboom





Jan 3 2007 9:26 AM

Has A.M. Homes written any other books that are as good as Music for Torching? I have to quit The End of Alice. Maybe I'm just not down with her first-person narration?
celestronica™





Dec 30 2006 1:50 AM

Shoogyboom





Dec 19 2006 10:16 AM

Merry XXXLMAS

"you anorexics all can eat me at this time of year"
Eugenia Alexandria





Dec 14 2006 5:35 AM

I can't add comments to yer blog 'cause of my cracktarded DSL hookup, but allow me to respond to it here (which makes me look like I'm stalking you, and maybe my connection is so poor because I'm typing this while crouched in the little meridian on Humboldt with a pair of infrareds - Hi Amber!):

1. You neglected to mention you thought Billy Joel was Italian
2. Was your "bitch" the same as Spank Rock's? In that case, I don't find it as offensive.
3. Spank Rock's use of "bitch" is tricky, 'cause they're kind of like Kool Keith, but not insane.
Eugenia Alexandria





Dec 10 2006 5:55 PM

Since Mr. Joel is of the chosen, I believe you owe me one (1) Manhattan, made payable to me, this week (next, possibly, as I'm under deadline). Let this be a lesson: I know my paisans.
Eugenia Alexandria





Nov 20 2006 9:18 AM

Like, four people brought you up your nice review of Tao Lin at my writer's group yesterday. I think it's a sign that we should get Manhattans later this week.
Tao Lin





Nov 20 2006 12:27 AM

thanks for the nice review

it was very nice
Susannah





Nov 16 2006 5:04 AM

xoxo!

i saw a guy on tv the other night who i thought looked like you. but then i was like, nah. . .

Eugenia Alexandria





Nov 11 2006 9:59 PM

Yep, that's Al Burian dressed as a wizard.
Eugenia Alexandria





Nov 7 2006 9:10 AM

My favorite haircut is yo mamma, punk!
The Submarine Races